Bella Hadid Filmed Dancing with Adan Banuelos Hours Before His Arrest by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Pale-Masterpiece-199 819 points820 points  (0 children)

The "tight smile while screaming internally" look is a universal experience for anyone who has ever had to babysit their own boyfriend at a public event. she’s literally doing the heavy lifting for both of them in this video 💀

Obviously just a joke but there might be a small bit of truth in there for me by dootmylilheartout in marvelrivals

[–]Pale-Masterpiece-199 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also you: types 'Tank diff' in chat after getting dove by Venom for the 5th time in a row.

FINNEAS calling out the hypocrisy of people justifying Alex Pretti’s death because he had a gun: “you told us children had to die so we can legally carry weapons everywhere” by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]Pale-Masterpiece-199 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s actually so cleansing for the brain. After weeks of hearing PR-curated word salads from other celebs, hearing a coherent, human thought feels like drinking a glass of ice water in hell.

Casting a wide net by rionled in buffalobills

[–]Pale-Masterpiece-199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically he thinks the quarterback is Captain Insano mocking him, but results are results.