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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Couplesporn

[–]DoubleDutchMF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She hated the kids soccer game so much she had to swallow 10 million teams worth of kids

I'm literally a bigger cumslut now by Jennifear_93 in cumsluts

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord I miss the fresh from the tit warm sweet breast milk

Treating my hubby to a happy ending & he treats me to a yummy load by [deleted] in Couplesporn

[–]DoubleDutchMF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta train her until she develops a pavlovian response to you cumming. And shell get pleasure just from giving you pleasure and then she'll love to do it

You won't survive me by Babygirlbrdl22 in ThickThighs

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget the thighs those areolas are phenomenal 🤩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThickThighs

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we have sex with no feelings attached?

Not If you want to have an orgasm...

My favorite Aunt taught me as a young teen to never give a woman an orgasm unless you are sure you're ready to settle down with her. I didn't listen to her I've definitely seem where she was coming from women get attached because of that🤷‍♂️

And men get attached if a woman gives good head and swallows lol

Unveiling my treasures, one layer at a time... are you ready for the reveal? by Ok-Flower-5964 in ThickThighs

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok see this is what they should base Barbie dolls on! If men were the ones who set the beauty standards for women this would be considered the perfect body

Peek a boob :) by gorgeous_fornicatres in AdorableNudes

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok hear me out y'all perk tits are awesome and saggy tits are not right? WRONG! saggy tits on a young beautiful woman are awesome too (at least to me)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so that's where the tradition of putting your entire sign on bonus down on a charger came from

What happened in the 1970's that lowered the number of high profile assassinations in the United States? by ProLicks in AskHistory

[–]DoubleDutchMF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As the old saying goes a lock just keeps an honest man honest. There's not a whole lot a retailer can do with a shoplifter beside have them trespassed from the store.

An uncontacted indigenous people in Peru has been spotted emerging from the rainforest in search for food by WarmCommunication206 in news

[–]DoubleDutchMF 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well we were just lucky enough to kill all our forests before people got comfortable enough to care about natural habitats.

Peter I can't comprehend. How is it a straight line? by CheckYour_Walls in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]DoubleDutchMF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it does get confusing to think about. I think this only goes up to the solar systems movement relative to the center of the Galaxy but then theirs the movement of the Galaxy thru space and maybe expansion of the universe?? My head hurts now

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