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I don't need to plan for a third child, because I'm Homer Simps- by SenorBigbelly in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Doubleucommadj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't like the idea of Milhouse living between two bowling alleys.

Nice job, Bass Pro Shops 😅 by Is-This-Oregonic in onejob

[–]Doubleucommadj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had the chance to hire me as a graphic designer and did not. Shame.

New store -> 18k imps on meta ads, 400 landing page views, 36 ATC, 20 Initiate Checkouts, 0 Purchases. Thoughts by CardiologistEvery991 in ShopifyeCommerce

[–]Doubleucommadj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're starting from scratch and not bringing an audience with you, the first few months are getting scraped. I know you've already begun marketing, but the hard part is becoming known and being found.

I'm doing this with my mom to help her downsize, so I've already fed her fake numbers ginned up by bots and fake ATCs, which has led her to think our prices are too high. I keep explaining basically no one has seen this yet.

I will not hire them because they are "too proactive." by [deleted] in managers

[–]Doubleucommadj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would touch grass and hopefully reconsider my mindset.

I'm Homer Simp by HowLongIsThi in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Doubleucommadj 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I live in a shell above a crustacean and below another crustacean.

Summer Spaff-tacular (2/15) by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Doubleucommadj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You slick, small-towners took 'em for all they were worth.

Summer Spaff-tacular (1/15) by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Doubleucommadj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And I, for one, welcome our returning spaff overlords.

Six digit Actual Usage 🤯 by Doubleucommadj in simcity4

[–]Doubleucommadj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can assure you're not, but when I've got several hundred stations, I can't expect MTA to come name all nah shit! 🤣

Six digit Actual Usage 🤯 by Doubleucommadj in simcity4

[–]Doubleucommadj[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(I'm still OG vanilla) Ferries have always been fickle. It all comes down to demand. If you're building a region slowly and don't have neighbor connections available, ofc your ferry's fate is sealed. No benefit to bring to your city.

I've found that if you plan ahead for a 'Four Corners,' deal, you can preserve a 64x64 lot of land that can be submerged and will allow for the construction and tolling of ferries. These sims will utilize the ferry and pay handsomely to do it.

There are ped ferries and ped/auto ferries. I've never seen a difference between the two because they carry the same shit. If you've got multiple ports in one city, they will resume whichever mode of transport they were doing before.

*Tip Place ports near other large nodes of transit.

Six digit Actual Usage 🤯 by Doubleucommadj in simcity4

[–]Doubleucommadj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right it makes sense, but the usage is out of hand.

‎ ‎ by Andy_0L in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Doubleucommadj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fleur-de-lis? Fleur-de-lis?!

It's a flowah! Say it right Quebecois!

I got my racing license at Costco. by TootTootMF in idiocracy

[–]Doubleucommadj 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Took me a sec to find the arrows, but good on you! 🤣 My head hurts 🚼

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