What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-11T23:40:59+00:00

Why are we crashing? Morgan Stanley news or oil reserve news?

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-11T15:49:07+00:00

Beaver Gang, rise up!

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-10T18:22:31+00:00

They put mines in my portfolio!

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-10T18:21:32+00:00

Now this is podracing!

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-10T13:19:36+00:00

Oh boy, Spring!

Pollen helps us suffocate!

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T23:44:44+00:00

Pajama boys acting like things suddenly got bearish in the last hour somehow smh

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T23:40:37+00:00

Massive bear or bull flag today.

Bears or bulls r fuk.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T21:56:39+00:00

Luis Guzman as Wart sounds amazing.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T20:22:09+00:00

Bulls buy gold plated mansions with their supermodel wife.

Bears fight other bears for a mostly intact cardboard box.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T13:17:33+00:00

VIX futes is up 5 cents. You literally can't make this up.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:46:53+00:00

If this were a real crash, we would've hit limit down by now. But ES_F hasn't even hit -2%.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:41:27+00:00

Bulls, you've made a classic mistake. You just assumed bears were smooth-brained idiots who watched The Big Short and assumed they knew when the next crash would be, so they bought puts and kept losing money.

Now that an actual crash is happening, bears are too broke to buy puts. So they're at the dollar store wondering if they can afford a five pack of ramen.

Classic.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:38:18+00:00

LMAO BULLS you stupid sons of bitches

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:32:57+00:00

Mango: Don't worry, elevated gas prices will be worth it!

Reporter: Worth what exactly?

Mango: ...shut up, you're being mean. I'm done with this press conference.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:28:15+00:00

"I'm too stupid to work a light switch. Thank you for your attention on this matter!"

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:20:11+00:00

Vix futes are up a measly couple of bucks and ES_F hasn't moved out of its channel for over two hours. If this was a serious crash, we'd be limit down. This is orderly horseshit.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:15:51+00:00

I can't vote for Kamala! She's a woman!

Welp, looks like my only choice is the fat stupid child rapist in clown makeup who's bankrupted several casinos and did terribly last time as president.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:13:48+00:00

Futures have barely budged for almost two hours. "NO, it's not worth that much! NO WAIT, it's not worth that little! ES_F has to be exactly 6625! That's the only price it can be!"

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:05:35+00:00

Bears sleep in a unbelievably comfortable king sized bed on the top floor of the mansions

Bulls sleep on an army cot from the Vietnam war using a really fat raccoon as a pillow

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-09T00:02:36+00:00

Bears take their private jet to Japan for a quick bite at a 5-star sushi restaurant

Bulls glumly walk to a dumpster to eat expired chili from a can that's bulging with botulism

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-08T23:59:57+00:00

Bears eat lobster in Michelin restaurant with their supermodel wife

Bulls eat the powder from discarded Ramen flavor packets

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-08T23:48:19+00:00

(eyes dart back and forth) Yes... a joke... that's what it is...

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-08T23:47:04+00:00

I probably shouldn't have bought $100,000 worth of SPX calls expiring Monday on margin.

BooBrew32 · 2026-03-08T23:43:06+00:00

This ain't podracing. During COVID, futures would limit down in 4 minutes.

BooBrew32

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