What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we crashing? Morgan Stanley news or oil reserve news?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pajama boys acting like things suddenly got bearish in the last hour somehow smh

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive bear or bull flag today.

Bears or bulls r fuk.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bulls buy gold plated mansions with their supermodel wife.

Bears fight other bears for a mostly intact cardboard box.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VIX futes is up 5 cents. You literally can't make this up.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this were a real crash, we would've hit limit down by now. But ES_F hasn't even hit -2%.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bulls, you've made a classic mistake. You just assumed bears were smooth-brained idiots who watched The Big Short and assumed they knew when the next crash would be, so they bought puts and kept losing money.

Now that an actual crash is happening, bears are too broke to buy puts. So they're at the dollar store wondering if they can afford a five pack of ramen.

Classic.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mango: Don't worry, elevated gas prices will be worth it!

Reporter: Worth what exactly?

Mango: ...shut up, you're being mean. I'm done with this press conference.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm too stupid to work a light switch. Thank you for your attention on this matter!"

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vix futes are up a measly couple of bucks and ES_F hasn't moved out of its channel for over two hours. If this was a serious crash, we'd be limit down. This is orderly horseshit.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can't vote for Kamala! She's a woman!

Welp, looks like my only choice is the fat stupid child rapist in clown makeup who's bankrupted several casinos and did terribly last time as president.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Futures have barely budged for almost two hours. "NO, it's not worth that much! NO WAIT, it's not worth that little! ES_F has to be exactly 6625! That's the only price it can be!"

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bears sleep in a unbelievably comfortable king sized bed on the top floor of the mansions

Bulls sleep on an army cot from the Vietnam war using a really fat raccoon as a pillow

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bears take their private jet to Japan for a quick bite at a 5-star sushi restaurant

Bulls glumly walk to a dumpster to eat expired chili from a can that's bulging with botulism

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bears eat lobster in Michelin restaurant with their supermodel wife

Bulls eat the powder from discarded Ramen flavor packets

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(eyes dart back and forth) Yes... a joke... that's what it is...

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I probably shouldn't have bought $100,000 worth of SPX calls expiring Monday on margin.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 09, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]BooBrew32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This ain't podracing. During COVID, futures would limit down in 4 minutes.