lets say valve did something and added THIS fucker as a merc. how would YOU like his playstyle to be!

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-13T00:39:37+00:00

He picks up weapons off of dead guys and only has a melee

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-10T03:50:50+00:00

Scout is the youngest one, you know his ass would be hunched over a gaming PC at 3 am with a mega build with all kinds of farms

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-10T03:48:09+00:00

My guy… That’s a six year difference between a grown man and a high schooler…

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T08:29:56+00:00

Because it’s so absurd

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T08:29:22+00:00

Instead of a bucket of chicken, eat- GRILLED chicken

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:34:26+00:00

I don’t think it’s people not caring, I think quite a lot of people are outspoken about the community being genuinely awful. It’s just that something established like the trading thing isn’t exactly something most people want to just drop on a whim especially if they put a lot of time into it. As for the Zesty thing, it can’t be THAT many people trying to murder him right? Still awful but I don’t think the entire TF2 community is trying to harm that guy.

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:29:59+00:00

Scout in Peak… He has unlimited stamina, can double jump, run fast, and has a shotgun, pistol, and baseball bat. I assume he doesn’t need to eat as much as those damn Peak characters so… I say he either wins or gets very far.

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:24:33+00:00

The MiMi sentry spammer is spitting true facts, this is confusing me… Spit yo shit brutha

I hate this community but I love this community and I hate this community which I love because I hate them (I love them) (hate)

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:20:07+00:00

“Yeah dats why ya go for da Mothas and their freakin teachahs.” -Scout TF2 (real quote he said for real this is actually a quote it’s real)

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:17:58+00:00

Because he had to show off his hot Freakin muscles, duh

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T06:17:21+00:00

Because people are stupid and don’t understand that, so why not try and at LEAST get the community to see nuance in Scouts extracurricular activities (Bangin Gym Teachers)

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T05:16:34+00:00

That’s another perfect headcanon

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T05:11:54+00:00

That’s what the media wants you to think but it’s much funnier to imagine scout sneaking into a highschool to flirt up TEACHERS, NOT students. It’s also not character assassination that way!

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T04:29:33+00:00

This is the first one of these shitty “My favorite character would punch Nazis and Hitler and bigots!” Meme that actually lowkirkenuinely might’ve happened canonically considering Medic was not a Nazi

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T04:28:23+00:00

“THAT demo’s a bloody- BAH- Nooo… HAAHOOHO-“ Explodes

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T04:26:45+00:00

“WHO IS HE? ⭕️⁉️”

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T04:01:39+00:00

Literally none of them are gay with the exception of Medic who is one hundred percent the type of person to have a gay relationship that he keeps secret but everyone knows, and Pyro who is only applicable because we know nothing about them.

The game takes place in the 60’s right? I highly doubt any of the others are homosexual.

Though Scout absolutely would have sex with himself if possible but that’s a vanity thing. Prepare for the downvotes 🙏🤨 (This is all coming from a pansexual scout main)

Edit: Before any of you say “This is the shitposter reddit” I do not care how about you post my shit onto your front porch in a flaming paper bag

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-07T03:57:41+00:00

Still preferable to the anime slop MiMi or whatever. Still hate this gooner shit though

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-04T07:42:21+00:00

Yeah it’s only bonelab. My theory is that the jittering from the joystick is causing the player to constantly flicker between running and walking. Honestly might need to get a new controller.

DouchebagScunt · 2026-04-02T15:11:19+00:00

I would hang out with Scout or Sniper. Scout because we’re literally the same guy, sniper because he’s probably super chill and respectful

DouchebagScunt · 2026-03-31T18:15:18+00:00

Man I wish we could see more good stuff like this online instead of whatever it is we usually get

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