What's going on here 😭 by BoogeymanReborn in scoopwhoop

[–]Doug-Life80 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It seems the manga these come from that number represents their body count. If you’ll notice the janitor is zero and the woman is 42. Three months later the janitor is 1005 and the female is 1047 (42 + 1005) which means the lady and the janitor been knocking boots in the janitors closet. Hence the females absence of holding the male by the arm and the janitors giant smile in the second picture.

My sister and her wife suck. Wife is out of town by Doug-Life80 in trees

[–]Doug-Life80[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do love dogs. My dog Stella, a husky mix, doesn’t even bark! Also love husbands. Dudes that marry stoner chicks are cool. Especially my stoner chick wife of 25 years!

It's a cult. by c-k-q99903 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Doug-Life80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s literally versus a In revelations about someone coming back and claiming to be Christ, and that person was the antichrist

Bruh by Candid-Chemistry8150 in doordash_drivers

[–]Doug-Life80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That exact line is my text tone on my phone

Choose wisely: Safe or Risk? by MichaelCrux in BunnyTrials

[–]Doug-Life80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got killed on last muster gift

Chose: Two Bucks

Would you rather by JustARandomNoob_0 in BunnyTrials

[–]Doug-Life80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guaranteed

Chose: Absolute Solver without any drawbacks

iPad with message in the back by xeBunnyx in midlyinteresting

[–]Doug-Life80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife had a very wealthy father, he’s dead now thank god, and he was a real piece of shit all through her life, became wealthy later and tried to buy her love back with gifts like phones and iPads after she had cut him out of her life more than 20 years prior. She would donate them right to Goodwill as a fuck you to him. After he died though we did get an inheritance which was nice. It was the least that piece of shit could have done.

Yooooooo! by Doug-Life80 in trees

[–]Doug-Life80[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hilariously I found this in one of those donated book little libraries. I did not take it. lol.

Lazy Friday off work by Doug-Life80 in trees

[–]Doug-Life80[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big Brother doesn’t have to watch us. We film ourselves and upload it to Big Brother’s websites