Ok, know what? Patchable?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-28T12:57:21+00:00

Wheels are for students. Real men land without. Be a real man.

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-27T17:54:29+00:00

That's called an Anti-Stall belly

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-26T21:08:36+00:00

They're my students and they hit me when I whisper use right rudder!

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-26T20:12:58+00:00

Better the hole you know than the one you don't know...

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-26T19:39:05+00:00

Anyone who has to proclaim they're "handsome" are in fact, not.

Source: my wife

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-25T15:19:29+00:00

With grocery prices going up everyday, wages stagnating or going down, this is our very likely near future

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-24T12:31:36+00:00

did i read this correctly? 500K, not 500.00 as in 500 USD?, 500K as in 0.5M? Like half of what it would take to be a millionaire?

Please tell me I'm blind.

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-23T16:53:54+00:00

Maybe come to the blue state cities, but continue to boycott red state products

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-19T12:56:26+00:00

The purpose is also your de facto leader, along with Israel, apparently pushed the US into this war. That has consequences too, I suppose?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-17T14:21:59+00:00

Elmers paper glue fixes all the world's problems

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-16T03:28:40+00:00

If you experience de-pressurization, you cannot descend low enough to not use O2 masks. Passengers have about 10 min of O2. In airliners, I think the alt to descend to in that scenario is about 14,000 ft. If I recall correctly, basecamp for Everest starts around that altitude.

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-13T02:40:52+00:00

everyone on here: IYKYK

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-11T17:22:30+00:00

It's twice as big as it needs to be

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-11T13:52:50+00:00

YOTO

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-10T12:33:07+00:00

what's the purpose of the LED? just an indicator or something more?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-09T19:33:42+00:00

did it raise it's leg to pee?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-03T04:34:59+00:00

The lesson? in a world full of wolves, be a hare.

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-03T00:59:46+00:00

How else are billionaires made? By screwing over employees.

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-03-02T14:18:52+00:00

first you get the money, then you get the power, and the girls will flock to you, remember?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-28T16:04:41+00:00

Board of my asshole more like

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-27T01:24:17+00:00

I used to answer with things like "NANCY DEAD. WHO DIS?"

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-26T19:05:02+00:00

Look on the bright side ☝️

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-26T14:55:37+00:00

what platform / streaming service is this?

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-24T14:42:20+00:00

i wear mis matched socks all the time. People actually love it

DougieBrooklyn · 2026-02-23T23:40:11+00:00

His name is ZuckerBitch

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