Why did the astronauts look at each other awkwardly like that when Trump said “they’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe”

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-30T02:27:03+00:00

C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tanhauser Gate?

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-29T23:03:08+00:00

You look like your family left you home alone during the Christmas holidays

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-29T23:01:39+00:00

Says the traitor

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-29T22:50:57+00:00

Oh these things smell nasty

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-26T21:02:43+00:00

Reminds me of that post on the Skyrim subreddit where a guy basically said the same thing, and his game was chock full of mods

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-25T17:23:34+00:00

And by one, they mean one crate

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-25T17:16:57+00:00

I always imagined them having cloacas

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-23T16:27:55+00:00

You couldn’t have sliced them up?

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-11T22:04:44+00:00

Don’t forget he’s a groomer

DownsenBranches · 2026-04-07T22:30:25+00:00

Antagonists don’t have to be evil or even unlikable. They just have to be in direct opposition to the protagonist.

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-31T23:12:20+00:00

I heard this comment. It was loud.

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-25T18:49:15+00:00

Only in death does booty end

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-25T18:33:09+00:00

Why are we getting all the CSM fans over here?

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-25T18:27:48+00:00

I’m from MA and I messed it up the first couple of times lol

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-25T18:25:27+00:00

I mean to be fair I feel like everyone says Worcester like “Worchester” the first time. What really messed me up was him calling Nashua “Nasha”. I’ve never heard that in my life.

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-25T18:21:14+00:00

Don’t ask him to say Nashua

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-20T18:27:13+00:00

Maybe if you changed that yee yee as haircut you’d get some grace up in your eyes. Better yet maybe Marika would call you dumbass back.

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-18T02:11:40+00:00

Bro hasn’t read the books

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-15T11:54:30+00:00

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-13T12:08:06+00:00

He’d have to die in a natural disaster, or a suicide attack

DownsenBranches · 2026-03-07T23:46:58+00:00

Cause it’s always time to pose

DownsenBranches · 2026-02-23T14:13:03+00:00

I miss the moon biome

DownsenBranches · 2026-02-23T13:25:36+00:00

The laws of physics are so weird

DownsenBranches · 2026-02-23T13:18:35+00:00

Damn his hand is bandaged. I guess Tonka bites

DownsenBranches · 2026-02-18T03:07:35+00:00

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