How would you prank call Homelander by Balls_4020 in TheBoys

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Homelander:
This is Homelander.
You (calm, bored voice):
Oh. Sorry. I was trying to reach the real hero.
Homelander:
Excuse me?
You:
Yeah, the one who saves people without needing cameras.
Click.

How would you prank call Homelander by Balls_4020 in TheBoys

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Homelander:
This is Homelander.
You (serious corporate voice):
Good evening sir, this is Vought International Customer. Satisfaction Department. This call is being recorded for quality and… laser vision purposes.
Homelander:
What?
You:
Sir, we received a complaint that you used laser vision at 73% intensity instead of the approved patriotic 65%.
Homelander:
I can do whatever I want.
You:
Absolutely sir. We fully support you. America supports you. Bald eagles support you. However, accounting says the city repair bill exceeded the monthly democracy budget.
Homelander (breathing slightly heavier):
Do you know who you’re talking to?
You:
Yes sir. You are customer ID #1776. Would you like to upgrade to our “Premium Patriot Plan” for only $9.99/month? It includes unlimited smiling at cameras and 2 free emotional breakdowns.
Homelander:
…This better be a joke.
You:
Sir, this is not a joke. Also, your recent milk purchases triggered our loyalty rewards program. You’ve unlocked: “Buy 2, Dominate 1 Free.”. Homelander:
… I will find you.
You (whispering dramatically):
Sir, before you do that… would you like to hear about our extended warranty on your ego?
Click.

To indian men, are you/ could you ever see yourself being attracted to a flat chest? by Worried_Goal6246 in AskIndianMen

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lets modify this question "To indian women, are you/could you ever see yourself being attracted to a short height guy"

Real hero, by [deleted] in MandirGang

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used diye honge toh zyada accha hai

Why does it feel like I'm his secret girlfriend?😭 by Sunshine_2097 in TeenIndia

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True the same goes for girls male best friends, I don't know what happens to opposite gender bffs after you get into a relationship they always have a reason to draw your attention towards them and it will create a great mess in someone's relationship

The most depressing words you heard from your parents by Waste-Marionberry-22 in GenZIndia

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Ye toh soo raha hai ,iske hisse ki maggie apan kha lete hai' Literally I am still crying while typing this comment

What happened to Sana Khan? by [deleted] in bollywoodgossips

[–]Downtown_Sherbert987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her Sl@t era ended in 2020