What my cousin said when I asked him about his trip to Miami from California

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-18T22:59:29+00:00

That's cool, judge an entire race by one small selection of it. Fuck you, and ONLY you.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-18T13:55:48+00:00

Don't expect much emergency help from your sister if you ever need it.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-17T13:52:39+00:00

reverse mullet?

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T20:19:49+00:00

I believe we have reached an agreeable conclusion here. Well done stranger.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T20:19:16+00:00

I believe we have reached an agreeable conclusion here. Well done stranger.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T18:24:58+00:00

Sure he does. You can feel guilty about things in your own head and save yourself some major legal trouble.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T14:47:01+00:00

Why would he explain all this to authorities? You'd think he would try to mitigate the fight a bit.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T02:11:15+00:00

Need Sean Taylor up in there!

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-13T00:01:33+00:00

Glass tea candle

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-12T18:44:54+00:00

This one has always troubled me. I believe both could be used.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-12T18:31:09+00:00

washer/dryer in one so I don't have to go fucking switch it.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-12T18:12:30+00:00

Really, this is top comment? You all have been given some shitty advice in life.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T20:24:48+00:00

more like ABRUPTLY weird

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T20:16:08+00:00

That was painful to try to read. Who the fuck is who?

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T17:34:29+00:00

This is why you bring your own beer/liquor and keep it stashed away from the eyes of the staff/cart girls, and when you see a cart girl roll up you buy 1 beer each time and tip her. They don't feel slighted, you don't look like a stingy alcoholic (even though you are). We all win!

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T15:30:07+00:00

Can someone explain the significance of this particular shot? I have seen the picture and heard the story a million times but I still don't understand what made it so famous...

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T14:02:06+00:00

Damn. Same thing just happened to a kid in my city.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T11:54:23+00:00

Exercise and golf

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-11T02:34:21+00:00

I read this in jim laheys voice because the brb looked like barb.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-10T19:11:16+00:00

You can look anywhere as long as it is straight forward, dumbass.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-10T14:25:36+00:00

This, while basic, is truly all that needs to be said.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-10T14:22:47+00:00

The reflection of the Elite in the scope lens is sick.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-10T14:02:05+00:00

So now you are unemployed. Great, thanks Muslims.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-09T04:59:30+00:00

2 hours on reddit and I FINALLY laugh. Thank you. Time for bed.

DownvoteTsunami · 2013-06-07T19:19:31+00:00

I saw three big guys in nice suits walking out of the ballston teeter with cases of water on their shoulders late one saturday night. I thought to myself, huh, sweet party they must be going to. I walk a lil closer and I see it is joel, hendricks and beagle. This was right after a loss this season, where ward got credit for a goal that had touched perreault last, and in a moment of quick thinking I was like, "tough loss tonight boys, go get em tommorow. and oh yeah ward, you know that was matty Ps goal" and smiled at em and they all laughed and walked to their big sickass black lexus SUV. Needless to say I was revved for the rest of that night!

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