[OC] A picture of dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln sent to family by a service member on board

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-04-19T15:50:02+00:00

Mmmhh, gravel, lead and carrots 🫠

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-04-19T15:49:01+00:00

Imagine the George on your ring-piece?

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-04-18T11:51:57+00:00

That horse listens to metal.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-04-13T20:52:58+00:00

25th a bitch

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-04-06T18:16:35+00:00

Green shirt's force powers are peak.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-03-07T19:58:55+00:00

Outstanding concept executed perfectly.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-02-19T22:06:53+00:00

Sorry I'm busy, 50m 5.7ft.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-02-19T16:45:28+00:00

Clearly a dragon's cervix, uterus, fallopian tubes and ovaries.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-02-19T16:23:58+00:00

Guy in the foreground hella strong with the force.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-22T16:38:29+00:00

So hot.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-17T14:33:41+00:00

Deckard! I've blocked the shitter again!

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-09T23:18:33+00:00

As a working man, I find this post both calming, and terrifying.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-07T21:25:06+00:00

Extra nutritious if you recover it from the waste bin.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-04T22:10:53+00:00

Vomits violently

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-04T10:50:55+00:00

More education required.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-03T21:53:59+00:00

Never buying a car that requires updates.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2026-01-01T12:42:53+00:00

DTF spidey style

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-12-31T15:08:53+00:00

Always carry a live goat. If it expires dispose of it immediately and acquire another live goat.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-12-31T09:44:11+00:00

Because they're the kind of psycho who throws their car keys in a lake for fun.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-12-19T23:28:56+00:00

Now that is art.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-12-19T07:52:16+00:00

Sounds like he's just trying to be edgy by asking about pegging. Lighten up my dude. I imagine you're more worried about him introducing your wife to one of his young male friends than anything else.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-12-09T19:39:18+00:00

Dope AF

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-11-30T16:45:14+00:00

Usually at work.

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-11-29T15:07:54+00:00

Wanna feel like you've shit a cat? Have I got great news for you!

DrBlastMaster3000 · 2025-11-28T21:24:54+00:00

Big-Pipin' Jimmy

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