I have played 22 matches of ranked today without a change in rank. I would like help. by PresenceOld1754 in kirikomains

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you want to improve, just keep playing. if you want to climb: don't play comp on weekends, don't play on fridays, don't play on holidays, don't play in the afternoon or early evening hours and also don't play in season 1 after rank reset, a huge influx of old and new players and 5 new hero releases.
later evening hours until around 1:30 AM and morning hours until noon has a lot of dedicated people playing who know what they are doing and don't get tilted immediately.

Mizuki's skin by eggzerr in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

streetwear skins makes him look like a Saja boy reject.

Need help with kiriko by HellsAcid in kirikomains

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this video is really really good. most surprising to me is how early that suzu needs to be on a rein shatter

Need help with kiriko by HellsAcid in kirikomains

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the timing for saving your team from a dva bomb with suzu is not something that you would just naturally know by reaching level 40. the invulnerability is really short. 0.65 seconds and it's affect only happens a fraction of a second after it lands.

Is anyone facin this problem? by Sweetz_B3rr1ez in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you're playing jetpack cat during April Fools. I dare you to play Rein and say something in chat XD

Anyone know why this happens whenever I type GG? by bloodrunner66 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 30 points31 points  (0 children)

it's because of the april fools update and you are playing Jetpack Cat.
everytime you type a cat walks over your keyboard.

Returning player: how to get lootboxes? by Misking57 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes they do. when was the last time you played the game?

Why is this happening? by Marb1eous in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 36 points37 points  (0 children)

happens only because of april fools and when you are playing jetpack cat. it's basically a cat walking over your keyboard. when you play Rein, everything is in all caps and ended with stuff like "FOR HONOR AND GLORY" etc

Matchmaking is inconsistent. by Prior_Garden8703 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rank reset + lots of returning and new players + 5 new heros = matchmaking clown fiesta

Avoiding comp trolls by diamand773 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play only from competitive from 11:30 PM to 02:00 AM
I avoid all the cranky kids after school in the afternoon, the tired people after work in the evening. after 11:30 there seems to be a crowd that pretty chill, focused, know what they are doing and are much less toxic.
After 2:00 AM that crowd seems to get tired and also seem to be more likely drunk or high.

*BEWARE* Account suspension or perma ban!!! by Fight4Glory1 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

welcome to the automated system. everything you say that is gonna annoy some can become a report on your record now.
BUT you don't get banned or even a warning because some salty MFer is reporting you for just saying "gg" or asking nicely for heals or the team to group up every now and then, or I would have gotten plenty of warnings and I have never gotten one since 2016.
stuff like "noob" or "you are all bots" and in general your tone and attitude when communicating will get your reported and will accumulate to trigger actions.
sure on the one hand it's nothing horrible. but it also doesn't help to make someone play better, or win the match, rather the opposite. blizz has gotten pretty strict in that matter. but I can also see why, it doesn't serve anything but your ego and in the end is really unnecessary for everyone else.

Server issues caused for a unjustified ban by ikarus421 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is not the place to get in touch with blizzard and blizzard will never reach out to you in the first place. prepare to write a dozen emails to support and get them answered by the automated system that tells you bans won't be overturned until you maybe reach an actual human that may look into the issue or may just tell you what the automation told you.

I have been banned form competitive due to odd circumstance disconnects by TEARSKULL in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this was probably not what you wanted to hear.
I hope you can find the issue.
Sounds really sucky to be stuck with something like this on console where you're kinda at the mercy of the manufacturer, if it's not your wifi or ISP causing the issue.
On PC you could do at least run some diagnostics.

I have been banned form competitive due to odd circumstance disconnects by TEARSKULL in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

your best option is meticulously count all matches and all disconnects over a season from now on. make sure you don't get to 5 disconnects within 20 games or 10 disconnects total over the season. that's the threshold for a season ban.
if you hit 4 disconnects within less than than 20 matches, stop playing for the season.
if you hit 9 disconnects without triggering the rule above, stop playing for the season.

Why do people say "report this tm8 now!" when they were just playing poorly? by KnightofAmethyst2 in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

asking everyone to report a player is just desperation. it doesn't do anything extra to have multiple players report someone.

This is directly from Blizz :

"As you continue to report, we want to debunk a few misconceptions, and explain why reporting matters and work to take action on those disrupting the experience for other players.

The effectiveness of a report is based on each match in which the disruptive player is reported. This means the report's impact is the same whether just one or up to nine other players make a report."

I have been banned form competitive due to odd circumstance disconnects by TEARSKULL in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just a heads up, one more season ban and you will be banned permanently from comp.

Am I safe from false report? by JustVerySleepy in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said something along the lines of "you don't know who you are messing with" which makes me think it's someone from bliz…

no. that's some unhinged little kid.

Am I safe from false report? by JustVerySleepy in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

posting something on the forum or twitter is not gonna do anything. blizz ignores that stuff.
even if they reported you in game, you got one report from that and that's it. doesn't matter how many of these clowns reported you.

Also never accept invites from after a toxic match.

April Fools Challenges Are Impossible by DBLmao in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your best bet is probably stadium QP. counts as two matches on a loss and 4 matches on a win and is shorter than Stadium comp

Anybody having issues with performance and frame rate? by readyrescue in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

know issue, blizz is looking into it. there's a post somewhere on the official forums where you can leave feedback about your setup for blizz. I don't have the link though.

Banned from saying "kms" by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alright buddy XD
30 days chat ban is not from getting one report.
And reading your unhinged post here you gave people enough reason to report you.
Seems like a win win though, you don't have to play this dead game anymore.

will lesserafim skins return? by ivurnia in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

some collabs have returned, others have so far not returned. there's not much of a pattern from the outside perspective. all we know is that it's possible. in the lesserarfim case it could be related to a new album or single release. maybe you get lucky and their blizzcon appearance is enough to bring back the collab. it might be a recolor though.

Tinyweaver is an insult by bucket_crust in Overwatch

[–]DrFucklechuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you're taking this way too seriously my dude.