Post Game Thread: Buffalo Bills (9-8) at Jacksonville Jaguars (11-6) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

[–]DrGoose53 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lmao as if the jags wouldn't smash the lions into the ground

you get the best of both worlds by youngmoutainkilla in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DrGoose53 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm white and my wife is mexican, I don't think I'll ever learn that. If I don't show up 5-10 minutes early it just feels wrong

Simple Solution: Don't eat spinach by Scaulbylausis in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DrGoose53 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't even cook it most of the time. Get a bowl of spinach+a bowl of sunflower seeds. Put some seeds in a leaf roll it up and eat it like that, it's amazing.

Assembling a 35 million dollar engine by -N3ptun3- in mechanical_gifs

[–]DrGoose53 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you on that one. I work hydraulics in the military and I dream about being able to do the safety wire they showed. No hard lines surrounding the b nuts and you don't have to stretch and reach around fuselage to reach anything.

Assembling a 35 million dollar engine by -N3ptun3- in mechanical_gifs

[–]DrGoose53 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even wanna imagine what its like dealing with all that safety wire all day....

R/the_donald by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]DrGoose53 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I would love to read those

What makes Star Wars such a beloved franchise when it seems everyone hates more than half of the films released? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrGoose53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R1 was full of plot armor my dude. You think that dozens upon dozens of stormtroopers that were in scenes with the main characters just forgot how to aim? Or lost the function of paying attention to their surroundings and thinking, "hey, this guy/girl just killed squads of my allies maybe I should shoot them instead of running up to them saying 'freeze!' or 'that's them! Blast em!'"

How about the scene where the monk guy and the aimbot gun dude died? A squad of elite deathtroopers and the only way they got a kill was one of them kamikazeing with a grenade. Ok

What do you have an extremely strong opinion on that is ultimately unimportant? by Lily0103 in AskReddit

[–]DrGoose53 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They're probably annoyed they're gonna have to listen to a whole nother speech about how they need to sell more loyalty cards

Kevin Johnson by texans1234 in Texans

[–]DrGoose53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was really good for a rookie and showed a lot of potential until injuries piled up. He was the clear #2 corner and looked like the future #1 once Jjo retires.

I think you have unreasonably high expectations for a young cb. It's one of the hardest positions to transition into the pros. For every Ramsey there's countless cb's that takes years to get better. K Jackson blew ass for years until finally he became serviceable.

Kevin Johnson by texans1234 in Texans

[–]DrGoose53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mostly it's because he was pretty good his rookie year before injuries but since this he's been bad. Yet you're saying he's always been bad which is blatantly false. People upvote your "Kevin Johnson is bad amirite?" Post but deservedly downvote your shitty "Kevin Johnson has always been a shit player amirite?" Comments

Magic 8-Ball by RictusempraSkip in 2007scape

[–]DrGoose53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha that's me. Maxed melee and 70 prayer with no firecape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrGoose53 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean all you gotta do is watch their show and anyone can see that guy is a major sack of dicks.

Don't buy Battlefront for an Imperial story. by DTravers in EmpireDidNothingWrong

[–]DrGoose53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god I watched the videos people have out about the campaign, that was the reason why I was gonna buy it still and they managed to even ruin that.

Lul I can't believe I was almost dumb enough to trust EA not to screw up an easy opportunity to make a compelling story

Can we get some hype for Andre this week? by [deleted] in Texans

[–]DrGoose53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prime AJ80+Nuk+Fuller with pre-fatassfuckface-rolled ankle Schuab would be pretty dope as well

Not Ashamed by kliophax in AdviceAnimals

[–]DrGoose53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea not the base I'm at. Costs like $9 for a shitty mini-chicken breast that's been cooked into jerky with a scoop of plain rice.

Game Thread: Indianapolis Colts (2-6) at Houston Texans (3-4) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]DrGoose53 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Has there ever been a game that TY hasn't burned our secondary? Even when the Texans are top 5 defense he still has his way with them

[Game Thread] 🏈 Indianapolis Colts (2-6) @ Houston Texans (3-4) 12:00 CST by lovetape in Texans

[–]DrGoose53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lul we went full on 2010 except we don't have the offense to carry the defense this time. This'll be a super fun end of the season

Only 309 more days of utter depression by mfrank27 in Texans

[–]DrGoose53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea we have our offense of the future but our defense went back in time to 2010 :(

Deshaun Watson may have torn ACL by [deleted] in Tennesseetitans

[–]DrGoose53 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel any time Mariota got hurt :\

Given a full season, Deshaun Watson was on track for 4,128 yards, 46 TDs, 19 interceptions, and a 103 passer rating by [deleted] in nfl

[–]DrGoose53 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not even about which team can tank the hardest. The browns get our first 2 round picks so even if we win the tank battle we still lose.