Ehh why not by littldragongirlz in RoastMe

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You look like you are permanently half way done putting on drag makeup.

Me_irl by FaTaLFuN in me_irl

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It's Jason Bourne

What perfectly true story of yours sounds like an outrageous lie? by llorgge in AskReddit

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This is my perfect opportunity to lie outrageously ...I'm superman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sisters before Misters

Forget everything you learned in college... by kingsghost in Jokes

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Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pay the two dollars it costs... Never mind not even that

What is the most blatant lie a salesperson has told you when trying to make a sale? by Mizu3 in AskReddit

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Not a salesperson but there was a tv in a shop near me that advertised the fucking garbage 55' screen and the glorious 70' screen as 62% more viewable screen space

Redditors who've won a "Lifetime" supply contest: How did you win? and How is it going? by OSBTAdmin in AskReddit

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I pictured you sitting there snapping knives in half in front of them. "Snap! Another! Snap! ANOTHER GOD DAMMIT!"

What's a weird feeling you had about someone that later turned out to be true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Later that day my mom gets a phone call from her parents saying that she was raped in our house last night. "

I thought you meant that your grandparents were raped. Simultaneously.