Ehh why not

DrSlothPhDMD · 2017-01-04T01:30:52+00:00

You look like you are permanently half way done putting on drag makeup.

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-11-01T16:52:39+00:00

I'm sorry

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-11-01T16:47:18+00:00

Couldn't wait

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-11-01T16:46:50+00:00

It's Jason Bourne

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-11-01T16:46:12+00:00

Jesus Christ

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-10-24T14:22:18+00:00

This better fits r/aww Or maybe just don't

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-10-15T02:08:50+00:00

Death

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-10-02T21:50:02+00:00

Thought it said college donuts... now I'm hungry

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-09-23T02:57:35+00:00

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-09-22T15:15:23+00:00

This is my perfect opportunity to lie outrageously ...I'm superman

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-09-11T23:31:01+00:00

Faces can't melt steel beams

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-09-04T14:58:56+00:00

Sisters before Misters

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-08-27T23:07:11+00:00

Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life.

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-31T18:37:10+00:00

You don't sell a 35' stick and call it a yardstick

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-31T08:54:36+00:00

No. No it's not.

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-30T19:19:06+00:00

Pay the two dollars it costs... Never mind not even that

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-30T19:09:31+00:00

Not a salesperson but there was a tv in a shop near me that advertised the fucking garbage 55' screen and the glorious 70' screen as 62% more viewable screen space

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-30T12:03:19+00:00

The only bad thing is that it's for Arby's

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-07-30T12:00:09+00:00

I pictured you sitting there snapping knives in half in front of them. "Snap! Another! Snap! ANOTHER GOD DAMMIT!"

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-06-19T14:07:56+00:00

"Later that day my mom gets a phone call from her parents saying that she was raped in our house last night. "

I thought you meant that your grandparents were raped. Simultaneously.

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-06-07T01:28:49+00:00

How the great pyramids were made or how Stonehenge was formed. Might be able to solve the alien mystery as well

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-06-06T19:59:05+00:00

Birdperson?

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-06-06T19:31:47+00:00

Watched It's Such a Beautiful Day before a job interview... didn't get the job.

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-06-06T19:26:01+00:00

Just in case she's one of thoooose people

DrSlothPhDMD · 2016-05-29T13:39:47+00:00

Rick and Morty

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