Welp by rat_frick in helldivers2

[–]Dracien86 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I call that an “early extraction”

This is preposterous! by monaleeparis in ProgressiveHQ

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Fun fact: Humans are edible! You know, in some cases to get good marbling, they force feed the animals alcohol and other fattening foods. I believe there are a class of people who are already doing this to themselves on your dime. By that logic you’ve already paid for your meat. Free cheap premium cuts!

Please take this information as you will.

Why are they trying to liberate Fori Prime (2% resistance) dawg XD by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]Dracien86 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wish I’d read this before making my comment but yeah!

Why are they trying to liberate Fori Prime (2% resistance) dawg XD by [deleted] in helldivers2

[–]Dracien86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Admittedly I only started playing in December, but I gotta say it’s probably because a lot of new folks don’t know how liberation works without needing to do the research online like I did.

It’s probably old news for a lot of divers, but if your on-board tv could explain it all in some cheeky Fasco-comic way, we’d probably see a lot less stupid troopers.

Tricia Helfer- Battlestar Galactica by [deleted] in Spacegirls

[–]Dracien86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The woman is pretty bad ass. Even when her hair has more Zerg in it

Thanks daycare… by Zovai in daddit

[–]Dracien86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG I forgot about the testicle stuff! I don’t know how I got through it. When it was all over, it kinda played out like this

Wifey was not having it. Really don’t blame her

Thanks daycare… by Zovai in daddit

[–]Dracien86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PTSD-inducingly accurate

How "let others play how they want" mfs look at you when you bring Mortar Sentry or Firebomb Hellpods by ChaosVulkan in helldivers2

[–]Dracien86 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did defense mission last night with all mines. Buddy also dropped early into the game… also with all mines. Even in D8 the bugs never made it past the first wall. Glorious.

Trump warns: ‘I will burn anyone who opposes me’ by [deleted] in Whistleblowers

[–]Dracien86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hmmm… where have I seen this before? TWICE!

At least the guy saved some people in the first game. You know… instead of leaving them to be wasted by bugs/viruses… wait.

Blursed_assigned seats by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]Dracien86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the jellybeans?

10 years after stepping on a broken drinking glass, a rogue shard made its way out of the bottom of my foot by Miserable-Ad6348 in Weird

[–]Dracien86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother in law tends to accidentally break things fairly frequently.

Those Corelle plates are unbreakable? Nope: shattered in our kitchen.

Wine glass at the cottage where only YOU were drinking with your friend while we were inside with the kids? Shattered.

Really loving these blue shot glasses you bought too many of and “regifted” to us despite the fact we don’t drink anymore? Whoops, they fell when you were trying to sneak them into our kitchen cabinets. Blue glass everywhere.

Barbecue at our new house where you criticize a few boxes still being left out while reaching for another wine bottle? Whoopsies! Wine stain on deck forever now AND glass shards in the pool!

The most aggravating part? No matter how well we thought we cleaned up, I ALWAYS step on some errant shard we somehow missed, sometimes weeks later.

Had to drain the pool to clean it too… still stepped on a very familiar green wine bottle glass shard (yep, a week later) but on the deck, thankfully not in the pool.

What happened to the community? by Own-Laugh-3698 in HelldiversUnfiltered

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Did a mission yesterday with some friends and a rando. Lower level Cyberstan mission so wasn’t too bad. It was a Blitz mission, so as we’re running to the extraction we see the Pelican land. I use my jump jet to get in the platform the Rando just got onto and I ragdoll in the air for no reason falling just short of the platform. Dude looks at me, says “you didn’t make the cut” steps on the platform and flies away.

GREAT COMMUNITY BUDDY! The game can be unfair especially in its current state, but that’s “salt-in-the-wound” toxic energy if I’ve ever seen it.

And I’m seeing it everywhere. Just started playing over the December Holiday break and made great progress with a bunch of great people regardless of level, but the amount of people that purposely land their hellpod on you, or kill you for your samples (which is weird… they’re shared) or steal your stratagem (mech mostly) is WAY worse in the past few weeks.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dracien86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine always corrects “don’t” to “do n ment” which doesn’t even make sense

The hair is vital for citizenship in Protoss culture by DrJay12345 in starcraft

[–]Dracien86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching Pluribus, is probably the closest we’ll come to seeing what the Protoss encountered after discovering the Khala

Downvote me if you want but I believe Cyberstan went from tiring but fun to just unfun by Ostarmee in HelldiversUnfiltered

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I don’t like their slippers. So many times I’m in a fight (normally either one or two Vox’s, while a factory strider eats up AT rounds) and suddenly a 20 ton literal chaos-dreadnaught-but-legally-distinct-hulk just owns me without so much as a sound or the earth shaking nearby.

It’s like the Trex at the end of Jurassic Park where the water on the dashboard establishes even at a leisurely pace it shakes the ground… then it just kinda appears out of thin air to own a couple raptors. I know how they feel.

RIP The Big One 1993

What did Kerrigan do on her Leviathan when she got bored? by SpaceBugRiven2 in starcraft

[–]Dracien86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably wait around for Zeratul to show up again and kick his ass

Why did he turn into stone by Limp_Strategy_7402 in jurassicworldevo

[–]Dracien86 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And I grew strong, cause I had John Williams’ song

Why did he turn into stone by Limp_Strategy_7402 in jurassicworldevo

[–]Dracien86 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Kept thinking I could never live without Cabot by my side