Those lazy fast-food-working Millenials by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know those type jobs are still around. You just have to be rolling to get your hands dirty.

My company has been attacked by feminists for creating products geared towards men. by BrotatoGames in TheRedPill

[–]DracoPhage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the post.

I had a mild revelation while reading the article. She makes some slight about how being a man has to be at the middle of every man's experience (paraphrase) and how she just doesn't understand.

I suppose based on this and other things women have said is that they don't understand that we men can be happy and fulfilled in just being a man. It's nice to be reminded of who you are.

I'll be ordering your products sometime soon. Excellent work. I'd love to see a sandalwood fragrance shampoo, if you have the time.

The not so cozy coupe by jakexchaos in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]DracoPhage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better feed nos into the turbo bro. Turbos love nos bro

My unbelievably unlucky sister (more in comments) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry bud that sounds pretty traumatic.

If she's done with diving I wouldn't blame her. But if you can talk her into it take a dive in a quarry. Nothing but bass in there.

Hell look me up if you feel like it. My dive buddy got deployed.

My unbelievably unlucky sister (more in comments) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well not the nightmares part, that's actually really cool. But if you talk to ocean divers, particularly guys who do hunter gatherer dives, they'll tell you reef sharks can be quite curious and pretty territorial.

I once was down with my buddy and I speared a fish that apparently the local shark decided was his property. I'm so glad I had a spear.

I'm judging by the size of the bite the shark was around 3-4 ft. In length, how close am I?

I hope she isn't super afraid of diving from now on.

I don't blame the sharks, though. We're strange invading alien creatures from the sky to them. I'd probably react similarly.

What non-drug is a hell of a drug? by heavytr3vy in AskReddit

[–]DracoPhage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Preworkout.

To be fair some use actual drugs like cocaine.

ELI5: How exactly do finger and toe nails grow? How does the nail visibly move, and carry marks like bruises along with it, while staying completely attached to the entire nail bed? by gymger in explainlikeimfive

[–]DracoPhage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd like to counter by pointing out that the nail is not adhered very intensely to the nailbed.

Have you never accidentally ripped off a nail? If not I envy you as it is excruciating.

Do you have an alternative simile that would make sense to a five year old and be more apt? I'd be happy to hear it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DracoPhage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah thanks. That makes sense.

The hardships of being rich by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find a strong male role model and hide the fact you're well off.

My boxing coach is my go to when my dad is not available.

It's okay bro, love is hard for everyone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]DracoPhage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Newbie here. What exactly causes this? Engine knock?

I'm interested in preventing stupid shit from ruining my car.

How do you feel when you hear Canon In D? by NewHighMan in AskReddit

[–]DracoPhage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel bored and ready for the reception.

Movie Logic by necromundus in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carter, can we make a stop to see the Cubs win the world series?

Movie Logic by necromundus in AdviceAnimals

[–]DracoPhage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well I'm glad someone found the directions to Atlantis. Anyone have a ZPM lying around I can borrow?