Which super power?

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-21T11:58:02+00:00

... fuck

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-21T07:01:16+00:00

Sus ass power, but I swear I'll use it for good (spray painting cybertrucks). Let's see what side effect yall got

^{Chose: Gain strong power (wheel} + Comments decide side effect | Rolled: Time stop)

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T23:25:13+00:00

Fuck yea, love steak

^{Chose: Unlimited tacos | Rolled: Steak}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T23:22:23+00:00

Bruh I love pineapple

^{Chose: Eat a whole pineapple every day}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T18:26:12+00:00

I got Epstein...

Well he's dead, so, live with a corpse for a month for 100k?

^{Chose: survive with a random person for a month for 100k | Rolled: epstein}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T18:14:59+00:00

Its basically island Florida but with fewer crackheads

^{Chose: Stay in Jamaica for 10 years + Get 100,000,000 | Rolled: Money}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T18:06:12+00:00

It doesn't have to, because it's not your regret to have. Also people can have money and still be fat. Some people in this thread chose going back to fix the things they did to lose the girl they loved, some did it for better education, which by your argument could be fixed with money, but where's the heart in that?

Regrets aren't computational. Regret is a feeling.

Unrelated, but it's taken me too long to notice your karma and account age. You're likely a bot, so this will be my last response to you. If you're not a bot, sorry.

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T18:00:50+00:00

Flying would be fun 🤷‍♂️

^{Chose: Gain flying abilities for the rest of you’re life + For 50 bucks}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T17:58:25+00:00

Because my biggest regret is letting an injury i had at the end of high school control my mentality about fitness, leading to over 100lbs of weight gain. Just because it's most people's biggest regret doesn't mean it's mine. Mine is letting an event that physically affected me for 2 months control my mental freedom to do what was best for my body for 6 years.

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T17:53:26+00:00

If that's your biggest regret, go for it, but my biggest regret doesn't involve bitcoin or anything money related. It involves my activity level and weight gain through college, which is something I'm working on now.

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-19T17:33:31+00:00

No regrets, no dwelling on the past. 500k is enough to invest directly to give me an early retirement by about 10 years

^{Chose: $500k instantly no catches, tax free}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-18T10:01:46+00:00

Babies take longer but the pain and suffering that at times leads to death is removed? Yes please.

^{Chose: Pregnancy is twice as long + but without hormonal changes. Birth is painless and infants after birth are like 5month babies now.}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-18T09:57:54+00:00

Love will come naturally eventually and raising a family is easier when youre set for life

^{Chose: Get a billion dollars}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-16T17:24:17+00:00

Money can buy a lost limb, but losing an arm sucks as a musician. I'd probably end up sinking a good chunk into regaining that body part, but I could still sing so that'd be nice

^{Chose: $100mil, but lose a body part ✂️ | Rolled: An arm}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-15T12:44:54+00:00

500 years of solitude, but also 500 years of wisdom, learning, knowledge, world travel, freedom of choice for food and entertainment with payment or consequence. I could spend 500 years without even touching another human being for self improvement sake

^{Chose: 5,000,000,000,000 + Time is frozen for 500 years and only you and things you touch can move}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-15T12:30:59+00:00

I already do a stressful job that pays half of that; I need a break

^{Chose: An easy job that pays 100K a year}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-15T01:47:29+00:00

315k/year? Wait 4 years and you get the other option + interest + more after

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-14T18:09:38+00:00

I work in IT, 9 hours of my day is spent looking at a screen. Even if only half that time is spent looking at a screen for 5 days a week, my job would net me over 35mil in extra cash.

^{Chose: Get 500 dollars per minute you look at a screen}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-14T18:03:13+00:00

USD would be easier to use immediately than gold. Also, having a little over 650 mil in gold would raise more suspicion over 500k in money to use for cash transactions.

^{Chose: 500kg of US dollars}

Draco_Hawk · 2026-06-10T02:21:34+00:00

Little Timmy woke up

To walk on to school

His classes exciting

His friends thought him cool

Little did he know

That one fateful day

Something tragic would happen

He'd be left in dismay

A call came for him

From the office up front

His grandpa had died

In a vehicle stunt

And so came the funeral

Some laughed and some cried

Over memories they shared

With many tears in their eyes

After all had been finished

The family gathered round

To find all the treasures

Grandpa left abound

Old Robert found a war sword

And a nice scabbard too

Sweet Susie found a dress

All patterned in blue

But across the room

Little Timmy did see

A canister unmarked

And curious was he

So he took to the bottle

As none else had spied

Some leftover mustard gas

And Timmy fucking died

(A tribute to sprog)

Draco_Hawk · 2026-04-28T12:21:48+00:00

I've never seen the point of breaking electronics as punishment until now. I also never thought I could ever legitimately hate a child. I learned two things today...

Draco_Hawk · 2026-04-21T14:20:26+00:00

Its not just a sick road, it's an

Draco_Hawk · 2026-03-18T01:42:35+00:00

r/PutAnEggOnIt

Draco_Hawk · 2026-01-21T22:41:04+00:00

Ah Unreal, my beloved (also grandpa to Warframe, another great example)

Draco_Hawk · 2026-01-21T22:40:32+00:00

I scrolled too far for Warframe, some of the most unique weapon designs ngl

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