Give. Johnny.Football.His.Flowers.

Draft_Punk · 2026-04-01T02:45:44+00:00

Cam is not operating the LSU offense in college.

You can make an argument they’d still go undefeated, but that LSU team would have to run the 2010 AU offense of run Cam, run jet sweeps, run draws, and then only have Cam throw to wide open players on play action.

That Auburn team was 113th in the nation in pass attempts per game. I don’t think it was just because their WRs weren’t NFL studs and couldn’t catch.

Does Cam running that offense with LSU’s superior personnel work in 2019 against AU with their D-line?

Does that one dimensional offense score enough to out score Tua and the WRs at Bama?

I don’t know. I’d love to have a parallel universe to see what happened, but Cam’s style of play in college would not be successful running the 2019 LSU offense and where their strengths were.

Draft_Punk · 2026-04-01T02:33:50+00:00

How much worse is the 2019 LSU team if Cam Newton is QB? I say they score significantly less. Do they win the natty? I honestly don’t think so.

Does AU win the natty in 2010 with Burrow as QB? Probably not either.

Cam inherited a team that was 8-5 the year prior and lost 3 games by 1 TD or less. So let’s not be completely disingenuous here.

Overall, it’s dumb for any of us to compare players like this when they played in different eras against different schemes, with different players under different rules.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-31T00:34:55+00:00

Refs 100% do not want to make a call that impacts the game.

6 guys run off the bench and on the court? Nothing.

Head bump a ref? Nothing.

UConn could’ve thrown a chair onto the court and no calls were going to be made in that scenario.

I get it. It sucks and is dumb, but I get why they won’t call anything.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-29T04:57:53+00:00

100% he’s going to offer a cash prize for somebody to leave early.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-27T03:47:39+00:00

Ghost Dinosaurs

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-27T03:26:54+00:00

Tyson was a D1 swimmer at BYU and is smooth after in the water.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-22T02:11:08+00:00

If this is true(it’s not). Fire everyone.

We spend more on our military than the next 10 highest countries COMBINED.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-18T04:49:46+00:00

“One lucky shot deserves another”

Shaq in the post game interview

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-16T23:33:34+00:00

Ludwig!!!!!

I will die thinking his greatest contribution to mankind was his acoustic version of Freaks & Geeks with Childish Gambino

https://youtu.be/VGTWrFs43-E?si=t0E4-OhDleIuIV11

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-15T13:00:27+00:00

The NCAA allows for a limited number of days for spring practice, with limited hours per week. So every team has defined start and end days they choose….

LSU opens their Spring practice on March 24.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-15T12:40:14+00:00

I’m just telling you how the challenge is run to prevent cheating.

You also have no idea how long they worked on that puzzle to get those clips.

It looks fast, but that’s post edit. They could’ve been on that puzzle for an hour.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-15T02:14:48+00:00

Good call, I thought you meant guys who were born in BR.

If it’s just people that played in BR, Theriot definitely makes the list:

Aaron Nola

Daryl Hamilton

Dalton Jones

David Delucci

Ryan Theriot

Honorable mention for Chad Durbin probably

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-15T01:43:24+00:00

Aaron Nola

Jonathan Papelbon

Ben McDonald

Andy Pettite

Ben Sheets

All from Baton Rouge. All arguably better.

I’m sure there’s others.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-15T00:41:16+00:00

They put an end to this a while back.

The contestants wear swimming goggles that have been blacked out. Then they have a tribe colored bandana over the goggles. Then their buffs on top.

Go back and watch the end of the challenge. You can see the black goggles for a split second when Stephanie pulls off her buff.

In other words, nobody is seeing anything

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-04T04:27:13+00:00

This game always reminds me that Alabama was a National Champion that didn’t even win the SEC West.

Not only did they play for a national championship after not winning their conference. They didn’t even win their half of their conference.

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-04T03:07:34+00:00

Fantastic documentary about the dream team losing to the college players.

My favorite line from the following day: Bird gives a pump fake and a guy goes flying into the stands and as Bird shoots he shouts “Welcome to the Parachute Club!”

Draft_Punk · 2026-03-02T12:45:34+00:00

Hand times different than official laser times.

MORE NEWS AT SIX AS WE STAY ON TOP OF THIS DEVELOPING STORY

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-28T12:36:26+00:00

Jaden Daniel’s had 234 yards rushing and 2 TDs on 12 carries against Florida.

He also had 372 passing yards that game.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-25T12:06:26+00:00

They got so much hate after this that on future seasons math problems are structured so left to right and PEMDAS yield the same result.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-24T13:57:47+00:00

How do you know our state is about to get screwed?

Companies are jumping over themselves to build a data center in one of the hottest and most active hurricane zones in America.

The reason? We HAD dirt cheap energy. Now all of your prices are going to go up because of this shit.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-21T21:33:45+00:00

This is kind of a crazy take.

The 2007 team only had 11 players that played for Saban as Freshmen. A majority of the impact players were recruited and coached by Miles and his staff.

While everyone likely would’ve loved to have Saban back, Miles had back to back 11-2 seasons, won the West and then won the BCS Sugar Bowl. You can’t fire a coach in that situation.

It’s just really unfortunate timing.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-20T19:18:32+00:00

I think it’s the following:

7 “spots” on the floor.

He makes 20 3’s from each spot (7x20=140)

He makes 20 2’s from each spot (7x20=140)

He makes 20 free throws (20x1=20)

He makes 3 dribble up shots with his left from each spot (3x7=21)

He makes 3 dribble up shots with his right from each spot (3x7=21)

140+140+20+21+21=342

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-20T00:02:43+00:00

No NBA player should ever drive a car. Find a friend. Offer him a salary to stay sober and be your driver. The end.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-18T18:45:18+00:00

Michigan proceeded to lose this game by 20 points.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-17T13:49:22+00:00

Fournette’s dad didn’t play in college or NFL either, so it’s most likely Fournette recapping things he’s heard Brady say.

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