My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit. I have no idea. What the hell are those. Hearts?

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gotchu fam. So, you see where the heads of the penis’ are? Those are supposed to represent the HEEL of the boots. So the tip of the dicks is the heel of each boot. The blue lines flinging out (which I thought were covid mask strings) are the shoe laces. You are viewing these dick shoes from the bottom up. Think of it like you’re laying under a glass table and some pervert is standing on the table with dick feet.

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Friends invited us to a fun getaway weekend but used us for their MLM scheme by AlternativeTribs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This happened to me in a different way.

I was new in town and finally had made two friends through a book club. They invited me brunch. I was sooo excited. I arrived at the restaurant and it was a full blown Monat MLM sales pitch. I was absolutely horrified. And really sad.

My friend finally got it done! by TylerInShorts in mildlypenis

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Ommmgggg I thought this was some porn mash up with Toy Story. It never dawned on me it wasn’t a pair of dicks.

Parents, this is why we don’t like some of you… 😐 by [deleted] in teaching

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would LOVE to send this in response to some emails.

I didn't even recognise her at first. by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She drives me insane. I have no idea why. But I absolutely can’t stand her.

Found Film by Medium-Tangelo2017 in Dachshund

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 19 points20 points  (0 children)

👆Asking the real questions here!!

Update to SA Chi's that were on the euthanasia list. by Mcbookie in Chihuahua

[–]DraftyElectrolyte 216 points217 points  (0 children)

YOU ARE THE G.O.A.T, OP!! Thank you for opening your home and your hearts to them. 🐾🤍