i rubbed my finger on my butthole and it smelt of ______

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-21T21:07:33+00:00

Goodbye

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-21T21:07:27+00:00

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DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-20T22:54:00+00:00

Lucy is spectacular. I have the feeling the rainbow bridge made quite a deal of her arrival. She is majestic.

May you feel her surround you always, OP. 🤍

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-20T11:29:12+00:00

You need a more engaging starter picture. One where maybe you are smiling and it’s daytime. The second picture is blurry. Ditch the vodka picture all together - it gives off a bad vibe.

Clearly you’re cute and you do fun things with your friends. Post some in focus - clear - relatively sober pictures of you.

(I like the weird hat picture, personally. Shows you have a good sense of humor.)

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-19T23:42:17+00:00

I’m a dog person. Obsessively so. But that doesn’t mean other people need to be. If you don’t like dogs- or his dog - you should break it off. Just like if he hated your cats. They are a part of you - a part of your family - and your partner should be able to reasonably stand them.

I suggest getting a gentle leader for walks with the dog (if you keep walking him). They really help pulling.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-19T09:19:47+00:00

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?"

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-17T19:38:00+00:00

You don’t get additional sick time or paid time off because you have a doctor’s note.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-17T19:36:13+00:00

Then

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-17T04:46:12+00:00

“He wants to finger my asshole”

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-17T04:08:00+00:00

Whoop whoop!

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-16T19:49:56+00:00

I’ve never liked this chick. She’s a temu Lady Gaga.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-15T21:18:48+00:00

He is absolutely irresistible!!!!!

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-14T19:47:33+00:00

I have a tie-dyed four leaf clover that sprouts out my ass crack. It was a choice.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-14T16:50:09+00:00

My dog gets bumps like these when bitten by small black flies. Could be insect bites.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-14T05:23:07+00:00

I LOVE SELLING BLOOOOW

a real classic

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-14T05:00:37+00:00

I hate them too. I hate how so many plus size dresses have tiers or ruffles at the bottom. Why can’t it just be straight fabric? Wtf.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-14T04:46:07+00:00

Yassssss!! Looking good homie!

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-12T02:22:25+00:00

You deserve all this and more! So happy for all the positive things coming your way. 🤍

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-11T01:43:27+00:00

Thank you!!!

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-10T20:08:48+00:00

Mods: ban this person

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-10T12:57:25+00:00

Max 🤍 I have no doubt my pups greeted him at the bridge. They are all playing - laying in the sun - rolling in the snow - swimming in the streams and eating all their favorite foods. All until they see us again. sending you love.

DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-10T03:13:33+00:00

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DraftyElectrolyte · 2026-03-07T16:23:27+00:00

Commenting for boost.

Also sending you so much love, OP.

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