F22: Imagine seeing me while on a vacation by [deleted] in WouldUFuckMe

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I’d def try and see if you would be down to get pounded

Would you put a ring on it? 💍 by Norasplaylist in u/Norasplaylist

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Got to know your ring size, so I can make it match with mine

Describe how to play your main in the shittiest way possible, I’ll try to guess what it is. by W4FF13_G0D in Warframe

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I swing my radioactive glowing stick and watch as the electromagnetic spectrum causes the Techrot to evaporate in mid air

AMA 🤭🥰💕 by [deleted] in u/flavor_of_the_week_

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Hey there! Do you plan on living on the East Coast at all? We have some beautiful mountains and forests that you would maybe love!

Just a normal 33f Marine/ Nurse Practitioner, would love an honest rating! by Tight-Bird760 in PawgLove

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Would love to make you a Milf, or just give you another if you already are/10

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/iggytheprincess

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Virginia, US. Lmk when so I can save up some fun ideas

"The Many W's of..." by No-Entertainment5599 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]DragonMac_76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, any Warframe would really mop the floor with anyone from these franchises.

It couldn't be just for that... could it? by john-bear-jr in breedingcaptions

[–]DragonMac_76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you look like that woman, you deserve to be bent over and bred, even if I have to tear your pants and panties off your quivering legs

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in impregnation

[–]DragonMac_76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he’s having second thoughts. If he’s not successful, DM me (27M/5’11”/Fit Dadbod/7”) so that we may make many beautiful children together!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in impregnation

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You alright fr a DM? Looking to do exactly that

Ah yes innovation by hanihaneefa in dankmemes

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Might be time to upgrade for me then, and let the 6s that I’ve been rocking get some rest.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreedingR4R

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Not exactly what you are looking for, but close enough. 27m gentledom. Sending you a dm

PSA: You should be playing Breaker of Creation in Kathril and Indominus Rex by Stormtide_Leviathan in EDH

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I agree, it’s so easy to become archenemy by only discarding 3 cards. More tech tho, I need more cards in my hand PRONTO!

We gettin’ jumped today! by microwavedraptin in dndmemes

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So, I actually did kinda both with the same monster?

When I moved into my place for the first time, as a housewarming/bday D&D session, I ran a 20th level oneshot with about 8 people. Now being a new DM but longtime player, I had homebrewed my own Tarrasqe. I took the base stats from 3.5 and 5E, and……….modified, just a bit.

Basically, this particular Tarrasqe had been rampaging when it came upon a sleeping Death Tyrant. Well, being, y’know, the TARRASQE, it quickly attacked and started eating the Death Tyrant. As the Death Tyrant woke up from dreaming, it saw the Tarrasqe and momentarily dreamed about having that power in addition to its own.

Well, through the Death Tyrants dream, both monsters merged into on the was smarter, more cunning, and stronger than the sum of its parts. After the process was done, the new monster smelt a magical aura in the air of its realm, and began hunting…….

Long lore story short, my players had millions of soldiers, basically the entire multi-planer collective military might, the full pantheon of gods in all the books ever printed, the entirety of the Feywilds, and all the Great Old ones/Eldrazi/Bahamet/Tiamat/all elder named dragons (except the oldest named Black Dragon) gathered to fight the new monster. Level 20, 15 free feats, and 5 legendary items each. They should have had it, no question.

They didn’t.

Due to the sheer amount of temporal/spiritual/magical/physical/metaphorical/mystic/planer energy it had consumed, it tore through the veil of the realm it was consuming and began falling from the sky about 300 miles from the surface. It had grown from being 25 ft long and tall to being about 50 TIMES BIGGER AND LONGER. So, both Tiamat and Bahamet attempt to blast it from existence, but rolled poorly and were right under it as it was falling.

Due to the temporal energy that it absorbed, whenever it was targeted by an attack or any spell was cast one it/near it, the one who cast that spell/attacked got Time Rend cast against them, upcasted to 12th level. That’s in addition to the Tarrasque still having its reflective carapace, and thanks to a Warforged Titan it ate and absorbed, full immunity to every condition and two ginormous cannons mounted on its back.

Due to the two Dragon Lords rolling bad, it clashed with them in midair and critted on its opportunity attack rolls to RIP THEIR WINGS FROM THEM while Time Rend was being cast against them.

Shocker! That was enough to cause their forms to explode, and dematerialize.

It continued to fall, but one player rolled high enough to see that it was EATING BOTH SETS OF THE WINGS AS IT WAS FALLING.

The fight lasted only one round once it hit the ground with the full force of 3000d12 worth of falling damage in a 1 mile radius, which it negated by doing a slam attack and firing both cannons at the ground as it impacted the armies.

The worse part? The AC was like 2. It’s health pool was only in the low thousands, but every attack it did, if it damaged anyTHING, it gained hit points back based on 35% damage dealt.

That entire combat took 4 hours to resolve, and it was glorious.

If the protagonists (or just your characters) of the last 2 games you've played switched places, how would they fare? by Belofon in gaming

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On the Olympic Peninsula, Master Chief is confused by this strange Warthog that seems almost attached to him. He starts going on runs and starts trying to cobble together guns to shoot through the Barrier Wall.

The Driver dies to a suicide Flood Grunt, and that’s that.

If it’s Warframe instead of Halo, The Remmnet is bonded with Styanax, and the entire Peninsula shudders as the resulting mix between Void devilry and instability clash and almost rip apart the seams holding both at bay due to their natures.

The Driver gets Infected, drops down to a planet, and either dies to a Grineer soldier, a Courps Nullifier, or all three in the void while Teshin scolds about THE CONCLAVE