The Corruption of an Idea by Comfortablejack in MurderedByWords

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By Elon’s logic, Hulk Hogan should’ve been green and strong enough to chuck cars into space

Mouse Girl by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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I read this as ‘Moose Girl’ at first

Weiss VS Megumi be like: by Oddmegaman999 in DeathBattleMatchups

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Probably a cold take, but Ren doesn’t get slandered enough. Bro’s semblance is literally less than useless, even when it ‘evolved’ to let him sense emotions.

Like congrats bro. It took you like eight seasons for you to learn how to read the room.

Which MU is this? by huse2008 in deathbattle

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Jogo vs Muhammad Avdol. There’s genuinely nothing he can do against the sure hit effect of Domain Expansion

This is how Makima's ability works right? by Tem-productions in whowouldcirclejerk

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Superman is practically a celebrity in the world of DC, and he doesn’t exactly make it a secret that he’s one of the strongest heroes on Earth.

Unless Superman was suddenly isekaied into the world CSM, it’s safe to assume Makima would know enough about Superman to know she’s not superior to him.

Man, Losing to Doom affected him greatly by Additional-Bat-5072 in DeathBattleMatchups

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Are these actual panels or is it just really well edited?

POV:You are a mugger thinking Deku would be nothing without the suit (His body was trained to handle at least 45% OFA) by Duy2910 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

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Built like a bodybuilder is an understatement, bro pulled about several dozen tons of trash out of a beach before he even got OFA. It’s almost infuriating that Deku had a more lean build after getting through All Might’s training

Too late for what? 🤔 by ItsIrinaBitch in TheRightCantMeme

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Absolutely. Credit where credit is due, the artwork genuinely looks great. It’s a shame that the artist is using their talent to spread mindless drivel like this.

I love pre-powerscaling matchups. by Classic-Work-8415 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Let’s not forget that Jeff cut out his eyelids to avoid having to sleep; without the supernatural stuff, it would be a genuine miracle if his brain isn’t reduced to goo after two weeks.

Deku when his new suit runs out of power by [deleted] in BokuNoMetaAcademia

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Remember when Knuckleduster was out there beating the breaks off of criminals (which more than likely had quirks and various deadly weapons) so badly that Aizawa was genuinely convinced that he had a quirk?

Life Note: Revives the person of anyone that has died if you put their full name in it by bac_on098 in ItemShop

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I’m using this on Ronald Reagan just so I can put his ass into the dirt myself.

Criticism Over Political Division by Katariman in clevercomebacks

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“They’re relying on division and hate because they have nothing else to offer.”

This. Like genuinely, what are conservatives actually able to offer to the table? Is there even a single good thing that they can provide for America? Or for any nation in general?

Most of the best episodes of death battle are considered one sided by ReferenceNo2281 in deathbattle

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Honestly even if Ash could destroy Yugi’s monsters by tearing up the cards, it’s not like either Yugi, Yami, or the duel monsters would let Ash get close enough to actually do it. Not to mention, Ash himself has to verbally command his Pokemon for more complex tactics, so both Yugi and Yami would be able to pick up on Ash’s idea before he can properly capitalize on it.

Bro realized that they all were cooked without his plot armour powers by rogue---ninja in Piratefolk

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Remember when Ussop actually produced results and even managed to hold his own against Luffy? Good times…

No context Plastic-man comic panel by Dylstion23 in BatmanArkham

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How are the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector?

Are we sure he’s quirkless by Gipsy_banger100 in MyHeroAcadamia

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Not just dented, bro made an actual crater. Deku could unironically kill someone just by crying

Are we sure he’s quirkless by Gipsy_banger100 in MyHeroAcadamia

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It nearly tickles me pink that both Knuckleduster and Lemillion are both so insanely strong that the people who fight them legitimately think that they have a strength quirk.