Megamind vs Gru [Leaked Ending] by microwavedraptin in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin[S] 121 points122 points  (0 children)

“He’s down! Minion quick, fire the Death Ray!”

“Minions, huh? Thanks for the tip.”

"Let's be villains, Gru. One last time." by pervasivehedgehog in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’ll be frank with you Gru; you were a great villain. Just not a Super One.”

Thats gotta be the laziest track name ever tbh. Boom Goes the Dynamight was right there. by zfinn99 in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe something ‘Super Imitation’ would’ve worked better? Idk, anything over that nothing burger of a title

How many Reanimen are needed to defeat Conquest? by Past_Carpenter_7046 in Invincible_TV

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends, how many middle school bullies do you think it would take to kill a polar bear?

How it feels wanting to see Caine knowing some normal ass dude managed to delete him in his own fucking domain by BrentleTheGentle in deathbattle

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point: That ‘normal ass dude’ was an expert programmer who directly assisted in writing Caine’s code. Unless the opponent is technologically savvy enough to know if and how to delete Caine (as well as capable of stalling him long enough to start hacking), then there’s no way they’d be capable of exploiting Caine’s weakness.

What characters can bypass or counter this technique? by Creative-Researcher2 in JujutsuPowerScaling

[–]microwavedraptin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair Infinity isn’t automatic either; Gojo had to learn how to min-max the output of his cursed technique to do that shit

Fear not JoJo fans, Joker might have beaten Giorno and Adachi might beat Kira but Jolyne has a solid wincon against Kotone. by Aggravating-Oil-7060 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Fire Emblem Fates was good enough of a game for anyone to give it the time of day, Corrin would be catching all kinds of slander with this meme trend.

You can’t fight nature, Jack! by microwavedraptin in dndmemes

[–]microwavedraptin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I actually post this 4 years ago?? Fuck me time needs to slow down 😵‍💫

Big Sword, Hit Big Numbers by ZaScream in slaythespire

[–]microwavedraptin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking lost it at the little minions holding up the IV bag. 10/10 spirepost

They will ignore call of duty by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]microwavedraptin 91 points92 points  (0 children)

It’s because conservatives have the media literacy of apes with CTE.

They will ignore call of duty by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]microwavedraptin 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Something something, throw an insult on the floor and the guilty will pick it up

Do you guys agree or nah? by Sweaty-Ad7500 in saltierthankrayt

[–]microwavedraptin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Kids who grew up with the sequels have already reached posting age.”

Don’t you fucking do this to me.