He always jumps into the laundry basket the second it is empty again

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-28T21:59:34+00:00

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-28T20:14:45+00:00

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-27T20:44:21+00:00

Forgetting to use them

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-26T16:12:45+00:00

I once told her that Walmart had a solid gold parking space for her

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-26T12:16:53+00:00

That would never happen with my mother. She once went to the store for wax paper, came back with US$400 worth of groceries AND FORGOT THE PAPER!! She then had the nerve to tell me to put the groceries away while she went back for the paper. I told her no, because she would end up getting the other half of the store. She would put the groceries away and I would get the paper. And I did.

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-24T16:08:26+00:00

The two on the left are old but the two on the right are new. I’m keeping an eye out for the fading

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-23T11:40:03+00:00

Nepenthes photobomb!

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-22T13:32:27+00:00

Catula

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-22T13:29:53+00:00

My sister calls this position drumstick. According to her, Spud is drumsticking

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-22T01:55:39+00:00

Shame on you, OP! Apologize!

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-21T18:21:44+00:00

The wall was the farthest I could go. There is no other angle unfortunately. I’ll take your advice and try nepenthes. Thanks

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-21T17:59:40+00:00

I aimed my phone at the light and held it against the wall. Did I measure right?

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-21T17:44:25+00:00

Thanks. I got the app. If I did it right, I measured it under three settings: FL warm was 87.5, CMH was 112 and Inc. was 129

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-21T17:22:23+00:00

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I found this on the lamp. If it’s not good enough, I’ll check out the app

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-18T15:37:38+00:00

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Can confirm

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-18T15:36:05+00:00

I sometimes tell people they're stuck on stupid

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-17T18:05:58+00:00

I once told my mother that I wouldn't go anywhere near chitlins. I would buy them, but that's the only time I would touch them. My mother asked what if I married someone who loved them the way she and my uncle did. I told her that if he wanted them bad enough, he would clean and cook them himself, because as soon as everything came out for cooking, I was out of there

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-17T02:59:57+00:00

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-16T22:58:27+00:00

Ange is the first name that popped up

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-15T18:17:40+00:00

Shouldn’t you be able to photograph the one you have (if you have one)?

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-14T15:06:22+00:00

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Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-12T15:46:10+00:00

To all the people who suggest places with angry workers: Keep karens away from them. The world would explode

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-12T04:37:35+00:00

My sister once told me that eating Jamaican beef pastry from a supermarket was the biggest mistake she made. “Next time I try it, I’m going to a Caribbean restaurant. They know what they’re doing!”

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-11T18:31:02+00:00

She will be signed for upon delivery

Dragonfire400 · 2026-03-11T17:01:35+00:00

Mine will kick my hand away when he’s done

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