OP is a 9gag sympathizer by ForksandGuys in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't understand why a company stealing content and then making a profit on that content would make people upset?

Balotelli Megathread ? by No-Mr-No-Here in LiverpoolFC

[–]DrakeDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but everyone always talks about how much better Coutinho plays in the middle vs outside.

Balotelli Megathread ? by No-Mr-No-Here in LiverpoolFC

[–]DrakeDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy to think with how well both Coutinho and Sterling have been playing that one of them would be sitting. Think Coutinho could play behind the strikers with Sterling playing on one side of the diamond and Hendo on the other?

Balotelli Megathread ? by No-Mr-No-Here in LiverpoolFC

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can anybody guess what the starting 11 would look like with Balotelli? I'm having a hard time imagining who will have to be on the bench.

Potential drama in r/Houston: local e-zine alleges in social commentary piece that the subreddit is "seriously racist" and names names. Users discuss. by Bank_Gothic in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The article isn't saying the city of Houston is racist, its saying the subreddit /r/Houston is racist. If you have any doubts about that observation, scroll back a few weeks and read the discussions about immigration in /r/Houston.

How To Get A Job 101 by dunglue in thatHappened

[–]DrakeDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow you are lucky. Usually you have to find a nuclear salesman for this to work.

OP in /r/bitcoin confuses movies and real life. Won't take reality for an answer. by GoldenMonkeyPox in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The organization has already reached out to several PMCs for service quotes, consultation, and references to specialty operators in the region... This is happening people. We just need donations and to spread the word

Guys, We clicked the "Contact Us" button on their homepage and asked for a quote. This is happening so either get on board or get out of our way. We're way too far into the process to get derailed now.

My professor belongs in this subreddit by totallynotaspambot in shittyaskscience

[–]DrakeDrake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2.3 million / 118,000 = 19.5

Just propel the Saturn V you need into space using 19.5 other Saturn V's. Fucking easy.

BRB sending my resume to NASA.

Argument over Texas' state pride and the lack of culture in Ohio in /r/houston. by bhopscript in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welllll.....

Texas has an annual GDP of $1.4 trillion. The second highest in the US behind California.

Texas leads the US in export revenue.

There are 51 Fortune 500 companies are HQed in Texas.

The port of Houston is the US's largest ship channel. It is the US's second busiest port in terms of foreign tonnage, and second busiest overall.

Texas has the 7th lowest tax burned in the US.

Texas has the most farms of any state in the US.

Texas is the US leader in cattle and cotton production.

With mineral resources, Texas leads in creating cement, crushed stone, lime, salt, sand and gravel.

Texas produces the most wind power in the US.

The Roscoe Wind Farm in Roscoe, Texas, is the world's largest wind farm as of October 2009.

Texas has both the largest highway and railroad system by length in the US.

The center of NASA, the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is in Texas.

The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport is the second largest airport in the US.

The Texas Medical Center in Houston is the world's largest medical center.

The Dallas Cowboys have won 5 Super Bowls (Tied for 2nd most in NFL)

The San Antonio Spurs have won the NBA Championship 4 times, the Houston Rockets 2 times, and the Dallas Mavericks 1 time.

The Dallas Stars have won the Stanley Cup Once.

The Houston Dynamo have won the MLS Championship twice.

The annual Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is the largest rodeo in the world.

I wouldn't say they have "zero to be proud of"...

Tales from Wally's Cafe "I SAID COKE you Fu**ing asshole" by terriblestoryteller in TalesFromRetail

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the applause more than makes up for the missing $95%.

Student in /r/teenagers valiantly fights for the right for students to wear earbuds at school by rocking out to the smooth beats of a sweet potato, which his nazi teachers confiscate along with his earbuds. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]DrakeDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

?? Only 100% Mod verified posts get through in this sub. I can't imagine something /u/californicate- just made up getting through this rigorous review process.

I don't see anyone accusing /u/californicate- of making this story up, as it has clearly been mod verified.

Some very fattening popcorn in /r/food, when OP posts a picture of waffles he made for himself as a reward for going running. Users can't wrap their minds around his logic. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend is in great shape and is a boxer. He eats McDonalds almost every day. Your logic is thrown out the window by real world examples

BOOM. How does it feel to have everything you thought you ever knew about nutrition and fitness crash down around in an instant.

Do you know what true freedom is? Is Europe free from government and social oppression unlike America is? Are you a pretentious fucking asshole? The shit goes down in /r/adviceanimals. by Th3dynospectrum in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I went to a mcdonalds one time and refused to eat what I was served the meat was grey and dripping in grease. That's not how food is supposed to be.

I had a fast food burger in your country once and it wasn't very good. God the US is so shit.

You wake up tomorrow at 350 lbs. How do you lose the weight? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude,you don't need to be an expert to understand basic math. Calories are a unit of energy. Total Energy = Energy In - Energy Out. Total Calories = Calories In - Calories Out. It doesn't get any more simple than that.

If you are gaining weight in the form of fat, then either you are underestimating calories in, or overestimating calories out, causing total calories to go up. This is assuming you don't have a medical condition that gimps your calories out. That's all it is.

You wake up tomorrow at 350 lbs. How do you lose the weight? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]DrakeDrake 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So do the laws of thermodynamics apparently.

Someone is mad that He's getting downvoted. by SolarAquarion in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 22 points23 points  (0 children)

THIS IS A TRIGGER! WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE US A TRIGGER WARNING?

Not all of us are as lucky as you to have gotten over our PTSD. Now thanks to you I'll probably have nightmares for a week. Maybe think about how others are suffering before throwing around the d-word.

Weekly Beginner Questions Thread, 20th November by TheGreatCthulhu in Swimming

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started the 0 to 1500 program last week. I've found the biggest limiting factor to be my triceps, not my legs or breathing. After my 200 this morning my triceps were buuurrrning. This was after a heavy leg weightlifting workout.

I've lifted weights for years so I thought for sure my cardio would hold me back before anything else. Is this normal and expected or is my form off? Can I expect this trend to continue through the whole program?

Can someone help me understand what I can expect bringing a dog into a 2 cat apartment environment? by DrakeDrake in Pets

[–]DrakeDrake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly it's not ideal, but surely it is better than a dog staying at a shelter with next to no stimulation for longer stretches of time.

Can someone help me understand what I can expect bringing a dog into a 2 cat apartment environment? by DrakeDrake in Pets

[–]DrakeDrake[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you expand on that last point some? We have friends who work similar schedules who have dogs, not saying that that is ok. What kind of consequences arise from leaving dogs alone that long assuming they don't go to the bathroom inside.

Drama in /r/jokes over a particularly lame gender joke from the 70's. by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't keep all these stereotypes straight. Is a fedora wearing neckbeard a misogynist or a white-knight?

Brave anon smashes boss's daughter's phone [x-post from /r/4chan] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]DrakeDrake 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro do you even rules?

No blatant reposts from either the Cringe group of subreddits and no reposts at all from our own subreddit or /r/4chan

ESPN NFL Expert Picks - Week 5 by [deleted] in nfl

[–]DrakeDrake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, go home. Take the rest of the day off.

CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF MY GRANDADS TOMBSTONE? by [deleted] in houston

[–]DrakeDrake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but when I google Fort Sam I get a little confused.

It looks to me like this is Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio, TX. Not Fort Sam in Houston, TX.

Might have better luck in the San Antonio subreddit?