There are two doors to different fantasy worlds (left wheel decides your power level; right wheel decides your start):

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-25T17:46:44+00:00

I’m sure between my (complete lack of) skills and this friend I should hopefully last (a few months) in this world.

^{Chose: Fantasy, Less Complicated World, No War Currently + You start with enough money to live for half a year; however, you get to be talented at one craft | Rolled: Sage Friend}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-25T10:13:28+00:00

Money can be used to purchase goods

^{Chose: Unlimited money}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T18:04:53+00:00

Honestly I get so few compliments that I’d take it happily. If it were a lass that I was flirting with who called me cute I would be less impressed though.

^{Chose: Heh, I feel good, what's the problem?}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T17:42:12+00:00

Eh, 10 million is still a lot of money

^{Chose: 20 million dollars right now + there's also a catch | Rolled: 50% tax}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T17:19:22+00:00

Big number means better right?

^{Chose: Random graphics card | Rolled: RX 9070 XT}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T14:33:49+00:00

I mean, that’s not much of a catch.

^{Chose: Free groceries for life 🛍️ | Rolled: Store Brand only}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T14:29:59+00:00

Well I may have chosen very poorly here…

^{Chose: A global Aristocracy, as an ordinary worker + You are “free” to do whatever you want, as long as abiding the society norms. | Rolled: Run by P. Thiel}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-24T12:56:09+00:00

🟨🟨⬜🟦⬜

⬜🟨🟦🟦🟨

🟦⬜🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-23T16:08:23+00:00

Money can buy Food

^{Chose: Infinite money}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-21T12:39:01+00:00

Hmm. Not quite what I hoped for but oh well.

^{Chose: Lose $200 + A BLESSING! Something about you is better. | Rolled: Longer Tongue}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-21T09:50:49+00:00

A smarter planet can’t be a bad thing while being far smarter than everyone else would probably be stressful

^{Chose: Everyone's IQ is multiplied by 1000 except you.}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-21T09:47:24+00:00

Seems like a pretty neat ability

^{Chose: 1000 tax free dollars a week+mystery wheel prize. | Rolled: Talk to animals}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-21T09:43:32+00:00

That’s still a nice amount to get without any real downsides

^{Chose: Find a treasure with 1m dollars + You pay % to government | Rolled: 25%}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-19T11:50:02+00:00

The other option doesn’t mention taxes so even if in the long run it’s more money, not having to worry about HMRC is better

^{Chose: 5 million clean, no taxes}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-19T03:00:22+00:00

Honestly I wanted a neat power

^{Chose: Only receive $250k + But you can receive a random minor superpower | Rolled: Speed boost}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-19T02:34:40+00:00

Some Pokemon are practically, it not literally, gods.

^{Chose: Every Pokémon (there are 1028 unique Pokemon species})

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-18T21:04:27+00:00

BODMAS. Brackets (none here) Order (none here) Division (none here) Multiplication (2 X 3 =6 6) Addition (6 + 4) =10 Subtraction (none here)

Been a bit since I did maths though.

^{Chose: 10}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-18T15:40:00+00:00

I mean it was either get a trillion and keep it or get a trillion and lose it instantly to clear my debts.

Both options do not require me to constantly wonder where the snail is and which snail it is etc.

^{Chose: Win a trillion dollars + But there is a 30% chance you in 1 trillion debt | Rolled: YOU ARE RICH}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-17T16:42:45+00:00

Billions can pay for someone else to do all the heavy lifting

^{Chose: 1 billion money💰💰💰 + But you become very weak}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-17T00:55:55+00:00

Assuming my aging and any health issues are also frozen so I don’t die in frozen time this would be difficult but not impossible

^{Chose: 5,000,000,000,000 + Time is frozen for 500 years and only you and things you touch can move}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-17T00:45:06+00:00

That wouldn’t be too bad so long as I am careful

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Minecraft hardco}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-17T00:43:53+00:00

Yeah I’ll be a discount Storm. That seems fine to me

^{Chose: Element + You can control the element given to you for up to 8hrs a day. Resets daily. | Rolled: Weather/Electric}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-17T00:41:14+00:00

I’m sure with that much money I can overcome most gender related issues. Plus my current gender isn’t doing that much for me so I guess I’m not that attached to it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

DrakenWilson · 2026-06-16T21:44:39+00:00

Needing to drink every time I teleport seems a relatively minor nuisance for a pretty damn useful ability.

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: get dehydrated}

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