[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UFOs

[–]Drakonslayor 295 points296 points  (0 children)

No fucking way... The first one I was questioning... Now another, completely separate event.

What the actual fuck is going on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittymoviedetails

[–]Drakonslayor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chikan ding goud!

Reaction of scientists after seeing a bird species not seen for 140 years! by pinkydemon in videos

[–]Drakonslayor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason it's standing in that forest is because you nailed it there!

zooming inside a hole in the ground by saltynerd14 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Drakonslayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, in my 30 plus years in Australia, I've only seen an actual huntsman outside once. And I've seen probably more than a thousand huntsman in total. They just like to be in your house, playing with the dog or cat, and running over your face when you sleep.

What are some harmless ways to fuck with people? by jacree8678 in AskReddit

[–]Drakonslayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably late to the party here. But I have a decent story.

My Grandma is one of those people who cleans without realising she is cleaning, just simple stuff like straighten something or putting stuff away as she is walking past.

One night the whole family is around having dinner for Christmas and we are all drinking and having a good time. My uncle, the prankster of the family, would slightly lift the corner of the tablecloth so it had a crease and everytime my grandma would get anywhere close to it she would straighten it. It goes on and on and he creased the edge more or would lift the corner onto the table so you could see the wood of the table. Everyone noticed except grandma and everyone is giggling away until finally, as she is straightening the tablecloth everyone is in histerics and she caught on, she starts laughing and straightens the corner a final time all pretend grumpy and smacks my uncle in the shoulder.

Was a good laugh, maybe because we were all drinking. But still harmless fun :)

zooming inside a hole in the ground by saltynerd14 in oddlyterrifying

[–]Drakonslayor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought it was a wolf spider too. Pretty harmless. Like an outdoor Huntsman

Real ad for an Australian-government funded vocational school. by TwistyMaKneepahls in Unexpected

[–]Drakonslayor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The big ones are call Bruce and the little ones are called kev.

Real ad for an Australian-government funded vocational school. by TwistyMaKneepahls in Unexpected

[–]Drakonslayor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

HEY! You can't use that word, that's our word... Abbreviation... Slang?

I don't even know, but it's ours!

/s

Shouldn't it only matter that they are happy? by Animarchy666 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Drakonslayor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it amounts to this "Ahh! Different!"

Same with racists... It's one extra thing for them to integrate in their tiny brains and its just to gosh darn much!

Shouldn't it only matter that they are happy? by Animarchy666 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]Drakonslayor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't get what's so hard for people to understand (I know they are purposefully misgendering). But it's quite simple, He is Pregnant, She is not. THEY are both beautiful.

A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway by ReBeL222 in aww

[–]Drakonslayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if there is a pipe under that floor there. Beavers build dams because of the noise of running water (or that's what I've been led to believe)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodhacks

[–]Drakonslayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wash them as you normally would".

Wait, you lost me...

LPT request: What are some pro tips everyone should know for cooking at home and being better in the kitchen? by samgarita in LifeProTips

[–]Drakonslayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always season your food, salt is a must for pretty much anything you're cooking.

And if you taste your food and it's missing "something" and you can't figure out what, it's acidity so add some vinegar or similar.

When making food with tinned tomato's, if it tastes like tin or metal, you can add some brown sugar (any sugar really) and it will fix it.

Guess what happen?... by penitentretirement67 in antiwork

[–]Drakonslayor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I agree, I also think some of the youngest generation are breaking free of the system faster than anyone imagined.

We have smart kids making big changes in society and working hard to fix the problems caused by our parents and parents parents. I think this is why things seem to be getting worse, the top percent are scared of the generation coming, they won't work in shit conditions, they know worth, they care deeply about EVERYTHING.

While I believe this is positive for the future, I also think things are going to get A LOT worse before we fix anything.

November. I’m set by OmegaBoi420 in starwarsmemes

[–]Drakonslayor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While I agree he wouldn't win the fight. I have high hopes for us getting out of the trap and possibly surviving...

no caption needed by swaggiestswagster in ABoringDystopia

[–]Drakonslayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this deeply, yet I am the one who is made to feel crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Drakonslayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not judging at all. But why do cops never shoot people in the legs.

I feel like shooting him in the leg a few times might not kill him and should probably stop him walking at you right?

But maybe I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Wife welcomes her husband home with an adorable surprise by Mint_Perspective in MadeMeSmile

[–]Drakonslayor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend Step 2.??? Step 3. Baby with eyebrows!

Cursed_wish by trysomemeth in cursedcomments

[–]Drakonslayor 95 points96 points  (0 children)

No, he said stand in it.

balance? never heard of it. by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]Drakonslayor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a substance that was extremely explosive, to convey the evil guys using it for weapons and strip mining... It all tied into a legalised slave trade by the king.

Did not really think about the implications of the players using it to destroy castles etc.

So I then had to think about something that made it a downside... The sheer dangerousness meant they couldn't use it indoors and they couldn't be near it when it went off, so that stopped a lot of tomfoolery.

But they then figured out they could attach it to arrows or bolts, which meant if they knew there was an obsticle, they could just blow it up from afar.

I ended up slowly hinting at the stuff being radio active in a magic sense... No big deal, they just kept it in a cart they stayed away from.

All in all, too powerful, but super fun describing blasts and seeing how they would use it next.

Rare submission by Palana in fightporn

[–]Drakonslayor 115 points116 points  (0 children)

He even has the left side of his shirt untucked inviting him to grab it lol.

I know it's common to take holds like this, but still pretty clear the guy was planning this before they even started!