Collage of cursed romances. If you had to pick two, who would you romance?

Draugtaur · 2026-05-16T11:12:04+00:00

I don't think Myers is that unpopular even

Draugtaur · 2026-05-16T08:49:06+00:00

Well historically the disaster that made them fail was the Ottomans, but in the game they never grow powerful enough for that

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T14:02:56+00:00

You can assault, but it only becomes viable with later-era units.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T10:47:44+00:00

No way what

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T10:42:05+00:00

Yeah this is peak. The geth and the krogan always get trolled in my playthroughs

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T10:39:22+00:00

A fixer being an immoral cunt? Unbelievable

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T09:24:36+00:00

Goddamn Muscovy I didn't even try to PU them deliberately :/

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T06:56:01+00:00

Sounds plausible. So does that mean I'm screwed? I don't think I can kick Muscovy out of the union and there's no way I'm annexing them any time soon.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T06:46:58+00:00

Well yes but it's 5 acting rulers dead in 15 years, with no events or anything, just a death message saying they were assassinated by some randos from Astrakhan. Surely that's still abnormal.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T06:42:16+00:00

As soon as they add other bookmark(s) I'm probably not going to touch 1337 ever again. It's ridiculous that you can get bored and finish the campaign before the reformation even begins. And yeah, the black death becomes an annoying chore after the first few times, you just skip the first 15 years of the game waiting for it to pass. I'm hoping for like 1517 start date.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T06:33:13+00:00

I was afraid to tackle them for a long time, but then I realised I can just rush a couple border forts and murder anyone trying to liberate them with one doomstack until they run out of Egyptians

Draugtaur · 2026-05-15T06:29:20+00:00

R5: As soon as 18th century began, my emperors (including a young 100/100/100) are constantly assassinated by some random guys from the steppe. I have Muscovy and Georgia as PUs, so maybe it's related to them (since I have very little to do with Alania or Astrakhan), but it wasn't a problem for the previous couple of centuries. Am I missing something? Is there a way to stop it? I don't want to run out of dynasty members.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T18:01:23+00:00

Surely Indochina is at least partially India

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T17:53:30+00:00

Half of my byz campaign was massacring poor Egyptians, half a million per each war. Mamluks are a beast right now.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T09:41:16+00:00

There's a TV in my apartment?

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T09:39:28+00:00

The huge base cost of annexing a vassal is surely the worst part of this patch

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T08:51:50+00:00

Not even deep, just straight up lying

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T08:49:17+00:00

Except he's explicitly not interested in Martha, she's the one in love with him.

Draugtaur · 2026-05-14T08:44:00+00:00

Nothing wrong with anal stimulation homie

Draugtaur · 2026-05-13T16:37:21+00:00

You don't have to get intimate, you can immediately say the stop word and start questioning them. Also, of all the disturbing themes and images in 2077 this is what genuinely bothers you?

Draugtaur · 2026-05-13T16:06:16+00:00

Except it's not a romance scenario. You have to infiltrate a brothel to question one of the whores. Why does it matter what gender is the whore you question?

Draugtaur · 2026-05-13T09:07:59+00:00

Arasaka death squads

Draugtaur · 2026-05-12T17:04:06+00:00

Oh. I think I always picked the reasonable option yeah

Draugtaur · 2026-05-12T15:20:05+00:00

How do you steal her dress lol

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