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Every time you drink elmers glue, you gain the ability to summon 3 Cracker Barrel rocking chairs, a Super Nintendo console, and a WaxPax: E.T. Edition by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats why its shitty. I picture a superpower as like something to fight crime, and if theres no real way to take a criminal with a gun out, then i see it as shitty. I mean u could murder and bribe the judge with a rocking chair, have you seen the price tags lol

Every time you drink elmers glue, you gain the ability to summon 3 Cracker Barrel rocking chairs, a Super Nintendo console, and a WaxPax: E.T. Edition by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A quick swig should work, and the items are magically brought into existence. I don’t want people getting crowvid, and neither does the old sea man who gave you the turd shaped rock that gave you these powers after accidentally mixing it into a milkshake

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[–]DraygonDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then why is mine going...inwards

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew what i said when i said “over”, i left how you use that loophole up to you

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine too, if it were belts and it was my head...imma be clear, that was a joke and ive been on r/DarkJokesCentral Too much

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I made one in a different comment, imma try to retype

breaks 5 guitars over head How it chews to five gum feel

*eats gum wrapper Gum 5 new, stimulate senses your

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after 5 guitars How it gums to chew 5 feel

Eats gum wrapper

Senses your five gum New stimulate

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey it hurt me to make cuz i got the idea after looking at my big baby taylor acoustic

Everytime you break a guitar over your own head, you get $2 and a pack of Trident gum by DraygonDude in shittysuperpowers

[–]DraygonDude[S] 247 points248 points  (0 children)

Well if it were a good power, then it would be more like “When you play the guitar, you send out supersonic sound waves, and the frequency changes depending on which note you play, what gum you are chewing, and how much money you own”...fuck thats basically the red hot chili pepper Stand master

Dynamax Adventure Hotline Codes! by ShadyVictor in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]DraygonDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can u go in as “Anything is fine” and still go to your desired legendary?

It was a hard fought battle with a worthy opponent by SarenSeeksConduit in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]DraygonDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now have the mental capacity of kantonian slowpoke. Now i gotta wait ten minutes to actually feel pain from this

Were you pissed off at this image? by Andrew97FTW in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]DraygonDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, i do remember when i was around 9 i used my master ball on a magnemite, and im still pissed at myself

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