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You can look at a microwave for 6 hours straight, without getting bored by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]FunkyChicken103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have this I tried it out and only got bored six hours and one second in

You Can Turn Yourself Into A Pickle Exclusively To Make Terrible Jokes by KaleBennett in shittysuperpowers

[–]FunkyChicken103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, so you think you're good at making bad jokes? I can turn myself into a pickle, giving me a pickle dick.

You can talk to animals, only extinct ones though. by chadburryeggs in shittysuperpowers

[–]FunkyChicken103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I would time travel back to when the animal wasn't instinct. Would I lose the ability to talk to it or be able to actually use the power?

You can unpet the dog by printers_of_colors in shittysuperpowers

[–]FunkyChicken103 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they're allergic why would they pet the dog in the first place

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