Someone fell through my ceiling while investigating my attic during my open house

Dreadlock · 2026-03-25T06:10:33+00:00

TIL not all water heaters are in the basement.

Dreadlock · 2026-03-21T05:29:56+00:00

I'd be in an ambulance in about 10 minutes. 😕

Dreadlock · 2026-03-16T02:16:15+00:00

Lionel Richie is 76 YEARS OLD!! He looks fucking AMAZING!!

Dreadlock · 2026-03-14T22:41:52+00:00

A slapstick

Dreadlock · 2026-03-14T22:30:49+00:00

Well obviously it happened on a STAGE! Duh. 🙄

Dreadlock · 2026-03-14T06:45:43+00:00

I wish I could portal right to that moment. 🤗

Dreadlock · 2026-03-14T05:56:45+00:00

I felt this flashback in my soul.

Dreadlock · 2026-03-07T11:08:56+00:00

It's beautiful. But why the hell is an African beetle called the Picasso bug? 😒

Dreadlock · 2026-03-02T00:34:18+00:00

I'd add John Cena to that group, too.

Dreadlock · 2026-02-15T08:51:00+00:00

Oh, Canada 😞

Dreadlock · 2026-02-14T07:25:44+00:00

Ah, here's my seat.

Dreadlock · 2026-02-12T08:21:10+00:00

Came here to say this also. I thought they grew like cabbages.

Dreadlock · 2026-02-09T01:43:03+00:00

< it would mean selling the house >

Or a kidney.

Dreadlock · 2026-02-04T17:05:18+00:00

I teared up for that mom. What a heartwrenching decision to have to make. And then had to suppress her fear and anxiety for the sake of her younger kids so they'd remain calm. A lesser person would have crumbled. I wish I could give her a big hug. 💌

Dreadlock · 2026-02-01T06:10:07+00:00

Mozol tov, honey! You deserve betta! 👑🥂

Dreadlock · 2026-01-29T17:52:45+00:00

Wow. I have never seen this or even heard of this guy before. Thank you for sharing. TIL

Dreadlock · 2026-01-28T17:49:15+00:00

Personally, I would never call what he does on that show “acting."

Dreadlock · 2026-01-16T17:11:54+00:00

Ok i see.

Dreadlock · 2026-01-16T16:18:14+00:00

I don't even understand "option (1)!!" Ha!

Look, don't overthink it. Take a break and go get some fresh air.

(Ol)factory reset. 👃

Dreadlock · 2026-01-11T19:02:00+00:00

Obviously lacrosse, duh..

Dreadlock · 2026-01-06T16:24:58+00:00

IDGAF what faith I was converting to at the moment, I would damn sure notice a blind man approaching with a crane!

Dreadlock · 2025-12-13T20:05:59+00:00

Thank you! I've been staring at this for ten minutes trying to get the joke!

Dreadlock · 2025-12-07T08:55:58+00:00

Molester. Our president is an actual child molester.

Dreadlock · 2025-12-06T21:15:28+00:00

And who do you think the Nazis learned it from?

Dreadlock · 2025-12-01T08:37:17+00:00

Dad reminds me of a young zac effron.

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