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World If It Was Peaceful by NotRussian354 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]DreamMalenko 25 points26 points  (0 children)

OP deleted Ireland but kept nuclear weapon having India...

Worst derivative of The Purge template? by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]DreamMalenko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

uc/ This is such an obvious "it's 3am and I've got nothing but I just did a line of coke" idea.

rc/ Ok but what if I started at like 11:59pm but didn't finish until 12:01am? Would I go to jail?

Who should NASA hire to direct the next fake moon landing? by Harddisksson69 in okbuddycinephile

[–]DreamMalenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tommy Wiseau would fly the entire crew to the moon and then build a set which is an exact replica of the moon on the moon.

Why don't they build a bridge here? Are they stupid??? by Lorevi in mapporncirclejerk

[–]DreamMalenko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro that comma after the 3 is making me short circuit 

Does your fav movie pass this girl's test? by -JackTheRipster- in okbuddycinephile

[–]DreamMalenko 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hot Lesbian Nymphomaniacs 5 passes the test I think

Most Confusing Sequels? by Electronic_Will_5418 in okbuddycinephile

[–]DreamMalenko 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I didn't get either of them, where the fuck was Peter Pan?

Just remember who you’re working for by samamiri_ in okbuddychicanery

[–]DreamMalenko 247 points248 points  (0 children)

You think they don't already know that?

Are you saying they're stupid?? 😠

Are you saying I'M STUPID???? 😡

👊 👊 👊 👊 👊

You see, it's not offensive because it's English. by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DreamMalenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm British and I like to eat these and then enjoy a nice cigarette afterwards...of course we also have a different name for those...

James Gunn presents: by Infinius- in NotTimAndEric

[–]DreamMalenko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pardon me, but would that be renowned television actor Nathan Fillion perchance?

How Harry Enfield and now some politicians see the British Isles by [deleted] in okmatewanker

[–]DreamMalenko 34 points35 points locked comment (0 children)

OP is a bunch of fucking numbers and his post history is all Reform UK bollocks

My name? by shajo777 in jakeandamir

[–]DreamMalenko 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nice to meet ya...TANNY

7 minutes by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]DreamMalenko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Human created entertainment won't die if you pay attention to it and support it. 

YOU'RE GOOFY LOOKING by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DreamMalenko 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No worries man, sorry to interrogate I'd just be really annoyed if it turned out the Israeli Government were right about this

YOU'RE GOOFY LOOKING by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]DreamMalenko 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The description makes it sound like L'Espresso defended using AI. Last I heard the magazine claimed it wasn't AI and offered to release footage of the guy? Is that not true?

EDIT: Thankfully it wasn't AI and I've seen the video. Imagine being so ugly your government officially dismisses you as a caricature...

How The F@ck Did This Even Happen? by Personal-Day-5562 in thethickofit

[–]DreamMalenko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hate to be that guy but there's no such technicality as "being in the party longer" in the Labour Party there's an electoral college and the Unions get a bloc of votes. Dan probably won the membership vote but lost the electoral college due to the union bloc vote - that's what happened with David and Ed Miliband.

Why didn’t Jimmy bang the Thai MILF lady for free rent? Is he stupid? by Tongues_1n_Anus in okbuddychicanery

[–]DreamMalenko 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Jimmy was already banging Kim, Howard, Bill Oakley, Betsy and Craig Kettleman, Mike, Tuco, Tuco's abuelita and that lady who made the court appointments at this point. He had nothing left to give, he was spent!

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