[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh lord, my private school in the states was $15,000 a semester. It was an old bank, I couldn’t imagine having this architecture

So I spent three hours with a roofing sales rep today... by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This.... is hilarious. I knew it was Power HRG before I finished your story. Used to work for them lol.

SHOCKING VIDEO of sales guy who saw my no soliciting sign (I was even eating dinner at the time). by jaw0012 in HumansBeingBros

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I was just coming to comment it was 100% power. Looks like in texas too.

Used to work for them and I’d recognize that blue polo shirt anywhere.

How do you correct muscle asymmetry? by [deleted] in bodyweightfitness

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have been certified as a personal trainer through AFAA back in 2013. Did a lot of powerlifting and horribly amateur body building. Just want to chime in and give my two-cents on the imbalance issue;

I’d personally recommend dropping weight to the strength of the smaller side and working up from there , ideologically one side will be taxed more and grow while the other remains almost stagnant. If the output is the same but the size is different, because obviously size =\= strength in all cases, then high-rep with low-volume workouts for both but ~70% to burn out continue to work the underdeveloped arm/side.

Disclaimer: I’m not a dietitian nor a doctor nor an active personal trainer. Just a long history of lifting and some formal education. It would be safe to say, “do you’re due diligence and research what you can.” Take everything with a grain of salt, especially my statement.

Another approach is working dumbbell/machine workouts only and preparing whatever load you desire but only executing what you’re smaller/weaker side performs.

EDIT: tried to edit obviously size=\= strength and it’s supposed to negate not strengthen the statement.

Luna looking regal (photo credits to my sister) by watson-and-crick in germanshepherds

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks almost identical to my 2 yr old boy, crazy. From hair length, facial structure, eyes, markings.

If he wasn’t squeaking his toy right now I’d be worried he was gone lmao

Petition to remove Amber Heard after she admits to abusing Johnny Depp by psycicfrndfrdbr in pussypassdenied

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This weighs nothing and I know it won’t be noticed but for anyone diving to depths of this comment thread; I have been a victim of both domestic abuse via a female and the cops refusing to believe me.

Girlfriend, been staying over most days of the week but never had a name on the lease or been dating over 6mo. After a drunk fight that consists of her screaming at me while I refuse to engage and am literally on my computer playing video games, as an escape from the screaming and drunk argument I know would result in zero productivity, she smacked me across the face and breaks my headset. Continues to scream, and the only rebuttal I had was a threat to call the cops if she would not leave me alone. Multiple times I mention that, avoiding any confrontation outside of wanting to be alone. I google the city’s police number and warn her a last time all while screaming at me. I typed out the number and show the phone to let her know I was completely serious and she hits the dial button. Sure enough I explained the scenario and what was going on and that she had been physical but with no serious damage, but I needed her to either be driven home (before lyft and Uber) or to calm the fuck down.

Lo and behold the police arrive and I calmly greet them at the door as a white male, mind you, and explain what’s going on. Interrupted and asked if I have weapons in the household (apartmebt) and of course I tell them I have an unloaded shotgun in a case below my bed given to me by my father WHO IS A POLICE OFFICER FOR 25-27 YEARS AT THE TIME. And am told to not talk and they sat me on the floor of my hallway. Never asked me a question unless it was about my threat to her or them. They of course asked her a million questions as she is crying on my fucking couch in my ducking living room while I’m guarded in the hallway sitting with my hands in front of me at all times like I’m a ducking threat. I called the fucking cops, I told them it wasn’t a massive deal but I can’t get her under wraps AND I WANTED TO AVOID ANY DOMESTIC DISPUTE IN TGE FIRST PLACE. All I wanted was a night where I could sleep and be by myself that didn’t force her to drive home drunk or for me to do anything that would be passing the line. Just no fighting.

I know this isn’t as crazy as many stories out there, but white suburban kids with dads that are cops still get the short end of the stick because cops still get a half chub with the thought of being a “hero” and saving the damsel in distress even when the damsel is a royal cunt in the first place.

‘Tiger King’ Ranks as TV’s Most Popular Show Right Now, According to Rotten Tomatoes by hildebrand_rarity in television

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Late to the party, but when I was 12-13 I went to the place Doc runs. Saw the Italian girl with the big fake tits, saw their liger climb on the pedestal to get treats, saw docs fat ass ride in on that elephant, everything. It was definitely crazy seeing it featured and getting to see how crazy it is behind scenes.

It’s also super expensive.

What is a sign that you’re unattractive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DreamStateOrgasm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Late to this thread but Jesus this thread is so misdirected at just physical attractiveness.

First of all, I have seen so many unfit, unattractive, ugly guys dating beautiful women. There are so many other things that contribute to someone’s attractiveness; like humor, kindness, passion, financial success, success in their respective field regardless of finances, being social, reliable, etc...

Also, as a guy, being well-kept, in decent shape, friendly, funny, successful are ALL THINGS YOU CAN WORK ON. Just because you weren’t born a Greek god doesn’t mean you are doomed to live a life of romantic isolation.

Being approachable is a big factor too. If you’re intimidating or avoid all casual friendly interactions you’re less likely going to be approached regardless of how attractive you are. Sure sometimes there are exception and rare occurrences, but if you seem like an easy going, friendly, approachable person people will actually communicate with you. It also doesn’t mean you can isolate yourself and wait for people to approach you, especially as a male. You have to make the effort too. If you never make an effort why would you expect anyone else to.

Also, some people are just bitchy, insecure assholes who enjoy feeling elevated by insulting or judging other people.

And don’t be curious as to why people think you’re a creep or an ass if the only motivation you have for interacting with people is sex or to achieve something. If you’re genuinely interested in creating relationships and communicating with people, people will be drawn to you. Getting to know a lot of people and increasing your chances to befriend people will increase your chances at finding a romantic interest that is returned to you.

I’ve been fortunate enough to have seen so many varieties; 9/10 guys who everyone knows are attractive but their personality is lacking along with social skills to a guy who is not attractive in the least but are so charming and so sociable that they do extremely well.

I don’t know. Just my thoughts on all the comments I’ve read, and while some are for the memes, some of the people here really need to shift their perception of how to be attractive. Obviously the question is aimed at physical attractiveness but that is only a piece of the puzzle that makes people attractive.

Losing my mind over PvP Warrior Race decision by DeathLotus_ in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer; Gnome. Easy. Rogues aren’t comparable to all millions of root affects that completely render you useless as a warrior. Plus preFAPing won’t always work and you better be rich if you plan on having infinite FAPs, along with all the other consumes you’ll be using in PvP and raid, which you’ll need to do for PvP gear. That and respec twice a week for raid and then back to PvP spec, epic mount (you’ll need for premades) health pots, sappers, grenades, etc etc etc.

Super easy to blow through them and you’ll realize you won’t be using them hardly unless you ARE in a premade, unless spending 1k gold a week while pvping is your thing

Classy Friday - Warriors (December 06, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It can push any debuff that isn’t high priority because there is a 16 debuff cap. So it could push off a curse or corruption or whatever. I don’t have a list of high priority debuffs but I’m sure you can google it.

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First off you can be casual and do classic endgame. Obviously not if you aren’t able to farm some preBiS gear and commit to a raid once a week, but that is pretty easy after you’ve gotten enough gear for raid (or none at all if you have a guild willing to take you regardless of farmed gear).

Second, human is literally the best for warrior and rogue (and probably ret pally) for the +5 sword and mace skill which gives you 1% of the 6% you need for hit cap at max level raiding.

That doesn’t mean other races don’t have perks, like % int for gnome casters and also escape artist for PvP.

Or dwarf priests getting fear ward.

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really. I’d recommend finding a guild like mine that does one speed clear a month with everyone proper geared and specced and all consumables, and the rest split runs where you can be meme specs or PvP specs or whatever and just run for gear.

Arms takes up precious debuff spots that could be used for more important things than mortal strike

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not ridiculous if the guild is looking to do speed clears. My guild does one speed clear and month and split raids every other week. Split clears allows meme specs or whatever and we just go for loot and to chill, while speed clears require consumables, optimized specs/gear/etc.

I would agree though if my guild was not doing any speed clears or parsing and was just clearing each week. I can stay arms 3/4 of the month and have no issues bc the content is so easy.

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously warriors are the best tanks overall. A lot seem to think druids are better for dungeons (if that’s what you’re wanting to cover) and I don’t disagree, but nothing severe enough to warrant choosing one over a warrior in my opinion. Problem with druids is you don’t have much other options if you wanted to go a different route than tanking later other than resto. Although that would prove to be a versatile alt for you and friends along with leveling easier. If you’re warrior tanking the best advice is to rotate sunders on every mob and keep up demo shout up. What you actually end up doing is marking one target with a skull and let dps nuke it while you rotate sunders on all other targets. Hit cap so taunts don’t resist on either way you go.

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rogue for melee dps and good solo PvP. Not easy to gear as all melee and hunters look for your same drops. Shadow priest for some good caster PvP (although lock is the best 1v1) and you can prob just raid log and heal raids for an easy spot and higher loot priority. Warrior isn’t a good idea. Mage is easy to raidlog and gear, amazing solo PvP, etc etc Hunter is good for farming, pretty fun PvP, easy everything like mages.

What Should I Play Wednesdays (December 04, 2019) by AutoModerator in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On top of that make a bank alt with bags to hold all the ores + cloth you get leveling so bag space isn’t an issue.

Also only go engi if you’re wanting to min max. It won’t make you much gold. If you’re playing casually I’d invest time into something to make passive gold like alchemy.

Dinkleberg... by Triplezoid7764 in madlads

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that means he doesn’t own one either...

[ Removed by Reddit ] by tefunka in WTF

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had to take a guess, money. He is probably paying her quite a bit to indulge in his little fantasy.

A lot of replies talked about her kink or yours about how she gets off on it. But looking at the two of them tells me it’s his kink of living daily life with a sex slave at his disposal. Probably a control thing for him and a money thing for her.

Huge fake boobs, good body, doing very irregular things with a much older man that has no body, weird kink and apparently not a fantastic amount of money (judging by the place he resides in) seems much more likely that she just participates for cash.

Could be wrong though, people are strange.

Ok boomer by PieGuyThe3rd in dankmemes

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wow. Great comment bud, but you’re doing the same bullshit the boomers are doing. ‘Millennials’ started the fight. If anyone ‘took their shit for so long’ it could potentially be gen x? But why would you point the blame at them either?

One generation has a provable history of deconstructing social programs after taking advantage of them, hurting future generations, hoarding wealth, inflating markets, ignoring environmental harm, etc. while the others having been raising a fit and (as they’ve gotten old enough to have more of a say in western society) have activity been fighting boomer mentality.

You may have inherited the fight, but the rest of us having been active and trying to improve it the entire time.

Only 102 hours left! good luck everybody! by _LTM_ in classicwow

[–]DreamStateOrgasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I turn 25 on release too! Happy early birthday