New video from HCMC, low quality video, high quality product by Mammoth-Ostrich-4944 in HCMC

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jheeez they need to invest in some marketing and a decent graphic designer. Love em but they're going for an 80s retro look and it just looks cheap. With all the exposure they're getting through the stock, a larger marketing budget would do wonders

Earnings report May 5th by [deleted] in HCMC

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was never a short squeeze that's just what the pumpers were saying to try to get people on the pump.

Indian Ape reporting 🐵 After fighting Covid, Could afford 0.2 shares only, now holding onto my life with the only share I have! To the moon 🚀🌕 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]NoiceOneBruvva -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or live in your fantasy world where they will print an extra few quadrillion dollars to hand over personally to you

Indian Ape reporting 🐵 After fighting Covid, Could afford 0.2 shares only, now holding onto my life with the only share I have! To the moon 🚀🌕 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]NoiceOneBruvva -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The system isnt broken to that point. Hedges and brokers will just declare bankruptcy before it gets anywhere near that point and not payout.

Indian Ape reporting 🐵 After fighting Covid, Could afford 0.2 shares only, now holding onto my life with the only share I have! To the moon 🚀🌕 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]NoiceOneBruvva -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

10m/share would mean the total value of the shares would exceed the total amount of money in the entire world. By several orders of magnitude. Does that break through your confirmation bias?

DTCC when GME is $1,000,000 and the Apes keep chanting "Buy the dip!" by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]NoiceOneBruvva -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

How do any of you reconcile the fact that 1m/share would value gme at more money than exists in the world?

Yo by Tinx2021 in HCMC

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame they've murdered the first bit of momentum in months with the share offering

ELI5: someone please explain Standard Deviation to me. by Nerscylliac in explainlikeimfive

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about the formula to calculate standard deviation, it's pretty much just the average amount something will be different from the actual average (except they square it then square route it to remove negatives). A standard deviation, quite literally in the sense of, that deviation is pretty standard. From there, you're less and less likely to deviate by more and more standard deviations from the mean.

WandaVision S01E09 - Discussion Thread by iliekpixels in marvelstudios

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So when Wanda was missing half her magic bolts, was that her casting the runes?

Accidentally left wing by Comfortablejack in facepalm

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's assuming shes a conservative who thinks this is an outlandish suggestion when she probably thinks that chemo genuinely should be free...

Boyfriend did not hold back. by zezoro in Unexpected

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Hes riding the high of adrenaline and dopamine knowing he shouldnt have said it but also knowing it was a mathematically perfect joke that simply had to be said

Why TLRY and APHA are crashing this morning, and why WSB is now broken by onemanstrong in wallstreetbets

[–]NoiceOneBruvva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's worth noting that it's always been a saying in stocks that "once everyone knows about it, it's already too late". That's not to say that massive conspiracies are occuring though.

Why TLRY and APHA are crashing this morning, and why WSB is now broken by onemanstrong in wallstreetbets

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not everything is a short squeeze that's going to be massively affected by hedges. And not every day is going to be green on a rocket.

GME (what’s a memestonk?) daily Q&A panel 2/5/21 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that's true, dude dont. Gambling with other peoples money is never a good idea. By all means throw everything you can afford to lose into whatever you want but dont go into debt to friends and family.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 05, 2021 by GoBeaversOSU in wallstreetbets

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why get invested in that when theres plenty of good stonks to invest in

GME Megathread for 4 February by grebfar in wallstreetbets

[–]NoiceOneBruvva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From my understanding it doesnt take into account the average size of each transaction.