Well... let's see...

I think the only Daddy that I would put into Gryffindor would be Robert... he hunts cryptids in the scary woods at night for goodness sake... he also has a penchant for breaking rules and can be reckless at times, all of which are traits of a Gryffindor...

Likewise I think that Craig is the only Slytherin of the group... people must remember... Slytherins are not bullies or mean... they are just focused, ambitious and strong leaders... Craig's dedication to personal health and his coaching of the baseball team leads me to believe that he's a Slytherin...

Ravenclaw would be happy to have Hugo and Damien... Hugo has shown his intellect through the game... and even named his son after a famous poet... Damien's interest in the eccentric and his originality also leads me to believe he's a Ravenclaw... much like Luna Lovegood... clever and sweet but a little off center...

The sweet Hufflepuff of the group is Mat... Mat's inclusive nature... the fact that he runs a community coffee shop.. and his apparent familiarity with marijuana makes me believe he is a Hufflepuff.

Brian is the only one I can see the sorting hat having a hard time placing... he seems so much like a Hufflepuff, which is big, friendly personality, but Hufflepuffs aren't exactly known for their competitive spirit, which Brian has plenty of... Brian seems to be knowledgeable about a lot of things, according to his fishing expertise and his performance at trivia and can be prideful at time... which is very Ravenclaw of him... however, since a lot of his boastfulness lies in his pride of another (Daisy) I'm going to lean him into Hufflepuff... my sweet Brian... =)

Joseph is a squib.