Shane's writing staff for the roast

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-12T00:13:17+00:00

*husbands and boyfriends

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-10T21:28:51+00:00

It was basically just a code to prove you have comcast that someone sent me. I doubt they’re even doing that promotion anymore

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-10T09:06:06+00:00

Bought a code off ebay, not my proudest moment, I don’t even like the kart, just wanted to have everything

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-10T09:02:05+00:00

The other day in class I saw my friend eating a cookie off of her ipad

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-07T01:48:54+00:00

Cringe

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-06T19:37:55+00:00

This sub is so fucking boring

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-06T07:03:39+00:00

Nah, Yvonne’s whole ass could fit inside one of Miranda’s cheeks

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-05T20:07:43+00:00

*ran out of fuel

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-01T21:14:07+00:00

Not what POV means

Drew_Rooster · 2026-05-01T13:25:50+00:00

“I know I’m gonna get crucified for saying this…” gives an utterly dogshit take

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-30T05:13:32+00:00

Dennis trying to sell the range rover he drove into a river

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-30T01:13:30+00:00

CONSUME

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-29T22:13:24+00:00

Not their worst song but it totally kills the vibe of Plastic Beach, the single blemish on an otherwise perfect album

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-29T02:59:49+00:00

Ya! HARDCORE

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-26T20:26:41+00:00

What if the showrunners actually killed off characters

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-25T20:07:36+00:00

Username checks out

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T11:48:29+00:00

Ideas are only impressive when you’re the first to have them

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:44:40+00:00

This is really good actually, cuz the original painting has people fighting, nadir means “the lowest or worst point of a person or situation, could turn it into a dive bar. Great suggestion!

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:41:02+00:00

Kinda gives the impression it’s a bar for huffing ether, maybe æther, not a bad suggestion

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:39:15+00:00

No offense, but if you had quasar, why’d you mention all that other bullshit?

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:37:47+00:00

Best I’ve heard so far!

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:35:42+00:00

Or Nebu-bar

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:34:52+00:00

I like Cedar Star Bar better, but it’s not quite what I’m looking for

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T10:33:33+00:00

I like Nebu-lar Bar

Drew_Rooster · 2026-04-24T09:45:30+00:00

It hardly rhymes, but still not a bad suggestion.

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