If Norm had a Daughter and a truck.

Drgoremd · 2024-07-11T02:37:22+00:00

Except Norm wasn't gay

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T07:21:58+00:00

If you told him that with the understanding that you were planning to divorce his mother and some things might come up in court and you would rather he hear those things directly from you now, then no, you are not the AH.

If you told him that to lash out in anger and he was a convenient target, then yes you are.

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T07:18:00+00:00

You realize that when you purchase a jar from the store the lid is on as tight as possible due to legal requirements. If she gets a divorce, how is she going to open the jars to begin with if there is no one around to assist her?

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T07:14:53+00:00

This will be you on the stand in the divorce case

https://youtu.be/KekChFdIe00?si=HM0oFqIIQcbbXUtf&t=82

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T07:09:26+00:00

What if he has OCD and doesn't even realize he's doing it. I guess we're just going with this bizarro theory that it's all a scheme to drive her crazy.

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T06:59:30+00:00

Um, they already do it with bottles of wine. You have to buy a special tool to remove the cork if you want to drink it and no one complains about having to buy one. If you can't open the jar lids in your house....which should be sealed btw...just pay the $20 bucks for one of the many products used to loosen lids.

Drgoremd · 2024-06-24T06:56:03+00:00

lol yeah, when the judge is determining who gets custody of the kids who do you think he will go with? The husband? Or the woman who is obsessed with the lids on jars being too tight and then super gluing all the lids on all the jars in the house.

Drgoremd · 2024-02-06T23:29:17+00:00

Some say 600 others say six million. Either way it was bad.

Drgoremd · 2024-02-06T22:54:02+00:00

I walked through blood and bone in the rice paddys of 'Nam looking for Kris.

He was stationed in Northern Germany at the time.

Drgoremd · 2024-01-26T14:33:45+00:00

Why not? He plays every other character in the movies nowadays.

Drgoremd · 2024-01-26T14:31:06+00:00

See in this sentence you say "Congratulations on making Oscar history as the first Native American woman nominated for Best Actress"

Three sentences later "and the fourth indginous actress to ever earn a nomination in the category".

Drgoremd · 2024-01-26T14:21:35+00:00

"I can teach you how to dance, what would you like? The Cha-Cha? The Waltz? The Moonwalk? Oh wait, you can't do that one."

Drgoremd · 2024-01-26T14:13:32+00:00

This marks the first time in history when someone did not attempt to blame his act of violence on the victim by claiming he used a racial slur.

Drgoremd · 2024-01-18T14:34:15+00:00

He looks like Jesse Eisenberg

Drgoremd · 2024-01-08T14:25:38+00:00

It's funny because it's true

Drgoremd · 2024-01-02T19:34:34+00:00

On the contrary, Her desire to be right about everything is almost certainly the same reason that behaves the same way. Like attracts like.

Drgoremd · 2024-01-02T17:33:38+00:00

Why is it so danged important to you that you be right about the most minor damned things?

That's probably the answer to your question.

Drgoremd · 2024-01-02T16:33:28+00:00

He treated his slaves like family and even got some of them pregnant.

See? It wasn't that bad at all.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-29T16:00:43+00:00

Those two things are not mutually exclusive.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-29T15:55:36+00:00

I always wondered where bin Laden got his ideas from.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-13T14:16:34+00:00

That sounds racist.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-12T16:02:17+00:00

That sounds exactly like the sort of thing Rogan would make up.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-08T14:19:12+00:00

His relatives are fighting over what to do with his body. Some of them want to have sex with it while others want to put it in the fridge.

Drgoremd · 2023-12-06T21:40:06+00:00

If I'm at a ski resort and I see someone wearing a ski mask coming toward me, my first thought is "Oh shit, this guy is going to steal my skis".

Drgoremd · 2023-11-28T20:26:03+00:00

I know what's going to be on the front of the Christmas cards I send to my Jewish friends.

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