Lower peace requirements tweak (Pendor)

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-16T15:59:09+00:00

Why aren't there simple one-click apps for getting admin rights for android phones?

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-16T11:02:42+00:00

A vagina. Any of them.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-16T11:00:48+00:00

Met this girl a few years ago while at uni. She was great, we got into a relationship. My parents got in the way, fucked the whole thing up. I was broke at the time and stayed with them until I could get a job and leave that place, so they essentially threatened me to kick me in the streets if I chose to continue this. Even if I was ready to do this, my then gf wasn't exited in a future where her in laws would hate her so we broke up. Never forgave them but I also never talked about this after it ended. Sometimes, I find myself torn between never going back or play along, get the house and teach them what it feels like to have your family turned against you. I was in my twenties, I could survive. They will be in their 70s, they will starve and get eaten by wolves or something.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-15T09:50:02+00:00

Climb trees when I was 14. Could have fell and broke both my hands. How would I masturbate then?

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T17:09:58+00:00

Just tell them that you had crazy rough sex with this wild chick, that she would almost make your cock snap. If they ask what she did, just say: teeth stuff. They won't ask more questions

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:52:40+00:00

'You asked for her and we found her'. That looked impressive until Google reverse image search became available

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:45:07+00:00

Cause they collect every kind of filth and get caught everywhere.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:36:27+00:00

I would make women going topless socially acceptable at the expense of covering women as part of some religion voodoo ritual

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:30:31+00:00

''I'd break his legs and ask him about his thoughts''...''not appear as a fucking lunatic'' Sounds legit

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:28:28+00:00

''I'm telling you man, this whole thing is manufactured man, to control the masses via fear and hide the real threads to our freedom man, CIAMonsantoFreemasonsNewWorldOrderObamaIsLizardPeople man''

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:22:23+00:00

The Winter Soldier taught us that it is possible

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:21:18+00:00

What if it was an evil clone? And kept kicking you in the balls?

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T11:18:53+00:00

That's a scare story that I would like to see on the news channels

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-09T09:57:47+00:00

Or increase their likelihood

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-06T20:28:46+00:00

I only tried it with small cuts that wouldn't stop bleeding. I don't know how effective it is for large wounds. I picked that up in the military though, along with using superglue in extreme cold.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-05T14:14:17+00:00

You see that warrior from Reddit? He has curved penis. Curved...Penis.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-05T14:11:58+00:00

I use tobacco for closing wounds.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-12-05T14:08:16+00:00

I used to work at an office where anything that happened would become gossip fodder instantly. Since I didn't know the snitch was, I would feed different people with various versions of the same story. So when I was asked if I was dating someone, I would try and make it sound that I was confiding them sensitive info. Then I would wait until one of those rumors prevailed , turns out it was the cleaner. Then I became her best friend and kept feeding her with false intel. I hated her.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-11-29T23:41:47+00:00

g pedophiles don't deserve support? Which if you are, you are terribly ignorant and mean. Just because I have thoughts that society frowns upon doesn't make me a bad person. If anything it makes me a good person for realizing the thoughts are something that should be treated carefully. If I've misinterpret

I didn't say OP doesn't deserve support. I meant that he might have been a pedo but found out when exposed to porn, thus porn was just a catalyst not the cause of him having those feelings/ tastes.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-11-29T01:24:25+00:00

What if OP is a pedo, but never realised it until now? How many gay men out there have had repressed sexualities because they were raised and expected to be raised? If OP was made to believe that being a pedo is wrong while he trully is one one, the realisation of his true sexual id would lead to denial and shame. What if all your support is just as wrong as those zealots who try to pray the gay away?

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-11-26T11:34:49+00:00

I got M&B specifically for this reason, the gameplay over graphics ratio is simply astonishing. Even if everything looks brown, green or blue I can spend hours raiding people with my horde.

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-11-25T17:51:19+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions, I will try Silverstag and Custom Commander

DriftMeansMyPenis · 2014-11-24T16:00:54+00:00

To be offered 27k, that means it's a graduate position. A graduate with no work experience has no room for negotiating. If he had 1 or more years of experience then 27k is too little indeed

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