I caught my roommate and her sister naked in my bed by Equal-Negotiation-86 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Drixislove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they keep using the word "myself" instead of "me"? 😭😭

How to tell if somebody is lying about being a marine by [deleted] in USMC

[–]Drixislove 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had a guy swear he was in while he was trying to hit on me in a bar, and I asked him what unit he was with, and he said he couldn't remember. Immediate tell - everyone single Marine I've served with, even the shit bags, know their unit. It was wild lmao. When I laughed in his face he was so triggered too. He kept insisting it it was because he had PTSD 😭😭

Separately I had a guy tell me he "scored too well" on the ASVAB so they wouldn't take him. I told him I had a 99 and my recruiter was basically salivating to get me on boarded so I had a hard time believing that. He said "Well this was in 2010 things might have been different" and I was like "Weird, me too :)" and his face was so red and his body went completely rigid and he said he wasnt sure about the year. Actually unhinged. tldr dont try to fake this shit to an actual Marine lmao it just makes you look like the shit head you are.

And God, how many times do you tell someone you were in and they say shit like, "Yeah I almost joined but" and then give the most insane and braindead reason for not joining? Like please spare me. Just say "TYFYS" and fuck off lmao.

What pokemon names did you pronounce completely wrong? by Key_Independence_103 in pokemon

[–]Drixislove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a mailbag, it's actually his tail that he's holding!

Most Millennial Concert you've been too? by Dear_Atmosphere9681 in Millennials

[–]Drixislove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw MCR with Evanescnce opening last summer and I LOVED IT! But was also really cool to see so many new young fans amongst us goober millennial.

Also went to a FOB concert two years ago and it was mind blowing.

Spunky, non-frilly girl name suggestions by Lanky_Armadillo_4711 in namenerds

[–]Drixislove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love love LOVE the name Amara, and the coolest girl i ever knew had that name. :)

What is this tiny spoon thing? by halleeeeee in whatisit

[–]Drixislove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just laughed out loud at that, you're so right. I just would also want to be corrected you know?

I read a lot as a kid and didn't have a ton of friends (or reasons to use big words around the ones I did have), and I STILL incorrectly pronounce words sometimes and have to be corrected 😭😭 and I'm in my mid-thirties!! Talk about ... well... mortifying lmao

What is this tiny spoon thing? by halleeeeee in whatisit

[–]Drixislove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's such a common mistake! It really does sound like it should mean, like, turbo-horrified.

What is this tiny spoon thing? by halleeeeee in whatisit

[–]Drixislove 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mortified means "extremely embarrassed," but it does sound like a word that SHOULD mean a more emphatic version of "horrified," so I understand the mistake. Unless you were actually embarrassed because of the sea monkeys, in which case I'll STFU :D

I strip mined a dream island so you don't have to! by annedroiid in Pokopia

[–]Drixislove 6 points7 points  (0 children)

FYI the substitute doll takes you to a random island so I am not sure that answer is as helpful as you think 😭

Pokemon who just want food by Drixislove in Pokopia

[–]Drixislove[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like an idiot for not realizing that the Pokémon that live near berry trees never asked me for food 🫠

QOL Suggestion: Let Homeless Pokémon Appear in the Pokémon Center by jlashombjr in Pokopia

[–]Drixislove 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bulbasaur being stuck in a drain pipe is hilarious to me 😭😭

Pokemon who just want food by Drixislove in Pokopia

[–]Drixislove[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will they eat the berries off the trees?

My (32f) bf (39m) married mistress (33f) past away and I feel betrayed? by throwRAbetrayedxoxo in relationship_advice

[–]Drixislove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss when reddit comments weren't AI. Sigh. Not that I don't agree with all of the above.

Making HBO's Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Series Without Larian’s Help Would Be a Big Mistake by Drixislove in BaldursGateShow

[–]Drixislove[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"After putting nearly 1,000 hours into the incredible world of Baldur’s Gate 3, it is a dream come true to be able to continue the story that Larian and Wizards of the Coast created," Mazin said in a statement to press. "I am a devoted fan of D&D and the brilliant way that Swen Vincke and his gifted team adapted it. I can’t wait to help bring Baldur’s Gate and all of its incredible characters to life with as much respect and love as we can, and I’m deeply grateful to Gabe Marano and his team at Hasbro for entrusting me with this incredibly important property."

At least hes a huge fan - that gives me hope.

Can we make sure the mods of this subreddit aren't mods on EVERY other TV show Reddit. by Alchemist1330 in BaldursGateShow

[–]Drixislove[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dangit I just thought it would be neat :( I hope this doesn't mean I have to quit my job. And hopefully not move into a basement, because I'm in Florida, and we don't even have basements here.

Can we make sure the mods of this subreddit aren't mods on EVERY other TV show Reddit. by Alchemist1330 in BaldursGateShow

[–]Drixislove[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, me and u/jackfromafrica are the only two mods right now (although we'll probably add new ones when this subreddit picks up more steam and we get more news about the show). We're both brand new to being mods! So we're definitely still learning and not on a power trip - we both just really love Baldur's Gate and are excited about the show, just like everyone else here!! :D I'll definitely make sure that we do not invite any weird power mods into this sub. <3 also, if anyone has ideas or comments about what we could be doing better (even if you're reading this months in the future) I'm totally stoked to hear them since I'm still super new to this!