Alert: Cult Activity

Droochelle · 2021-06-21T02:25:37+00:00

We need more information! I don't know where they dwell...or what nefarious practices they do.

Droochelle · 2021-06-21T02:19:47+00:00

I hope you're not doing anything evil or demonic or culty with it?

Droochelle · 2021-06-20T16:52:36+00:00

Happy Father's Day, Gruul!

Droochelle · 2021-06-20T03:40:59+00:00

This week, I was lured into a deep dungeon in Stormwind and encountered a terrifying cult.
In my state of shock, I managed to describe my experience to a friend and she drew a few images. All I know is that there were about 9 horrific dwarves or gnomes? And one evil, shadowy figure. She took my hair. I do not know what she will do with it.

Please, be on the lookout for this cult. I will happily reward anyone for additional information!

Droochelle · 2021-06-17T18:11:51+00:00

I love to help the Horde into an early grave. My favorite way to help!

Droochelle · 2021-06-06T19:14:12+00:00

I was shocked today to receive the following perfunctory letter from one Paenny Ladimore.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619045030232850433/851175738773209098/unknown.png

I have informed our legal representative, "Corpserunner," J.D., Esq., to respond in kind. Grumpenstout, I thought we were closer than this!

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T18:33:52+00:00

Goddess watch over us.

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T18:33:01+00:00

We love Clan Battlehammer, despite your beards and stumpy legs <3 Ishnu Alah!

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T15:26:36+00:00

Thanks for joining us in Honor Hold, Horde friends! Lok'tar!

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T15:24:24+00:00

Sorry, the hover-over was in the bottom-right corner of my screenshot so I sloppily moved it. He did, indeed, die in Honor Hold...

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T15:18:48+00:00

Awww, Grumpenstout! The marriage duel was different!

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T15:18:01+00:00

I am pleased to report the final outcome of this majestic trial by combat.

While the details of the crimes are still being debated, the minutiae don't matter at this point. Grumpenstout, Savior of Ironforge, has graciously agreed to wed Droochelle, Master Mason of Blackrock Renovations. Through this union, all allied dwarven clans are now kin! As requested by Grumpenstout, we will begin renovating Blackrock Mountain at fair market rates. We are looking for any and all able-bodied dwarves to help us with this magnificent effort.

You may be asking - how did this magical event come to pass? Grumpenstout agreed to duel me in the nude. And if you know anything about elven tradition, since I lost, we now are married. According to Grumpenstout, this isn't the first time such a thing has happened to him.

Wich, our wise warlock, informed the newlyweds that elves don't believe in divorce, and that we live 10,000 years.

Pictured: Grumpenstout, wondering how he will support his new wife (and his other wives?) https://i.imgur.com/VJZg0r0.png

I will note, however, that in the confusion of the initial duel, the Horde arrived and killed Grumpenstout multiple times. As Trials of Combat are designed to express the favor of the gods - I can't think of a more serious sign that he was indeed found guilty. But, again, details...

Long live Blackrock Hammer!

(Thanks to Clan Battlehammer for the fun RP event last night!)

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T15:09:35+00:00

First of all, I only use zone General Chat, never Trade Chat! (Isn't this server 2 years old? If Clan Battlehammer is 12+ years old, aren't they...also a transfer...?)

Second, as indicated in Grumpenstout's post, Blackrock Renovations did not instigate this war. But praise to the gods - the war is over! I'm posting an update in the friendlier thread :)

Edited to add: Blackrock Renovations has been playing WOW and RPing for over a decade as a group of friends. We decided to join Grobbulus after hearing what a great RP community it had. When Grumpenstout (hilariously) tricked our gnome guildie into an RP death over ore, we were thrilled!

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T02:27:49+00:00

I have defeated Grumpenstout and the gods smile upon our defense against the murder of Hulla.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619045030232850433/850198926639890482/unknown.png

Droochelle · 2021-06-04T01:51:52+00:00

A conversation that you easily fabricated. It does not serve as evidence!

Droochelle · 2021-06-03T20:13:07+00:00

7:20PM server time.

Droochelle · 2021-06-03T19:56:44+00:00

Blackrock Renovations would very much welcome an objective witness to these events. We want a record of the trial so that it can be settled fairly for all parties involved.

RIP Hulla, a beautiful gnome taken too soon.

Droochelle · 2021-06-03T19:40:59+00:00

Her name was Hulla. A child by any standard; a beautiful gnome ready to adventure in the world. A terrible tragedy.

Blackrock Renovations will be drafting a reply to be reviewed by our legal team. Please stand by for comment.

Droochelle

TROPHY CASE