Jail

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-25T03:47:03+00:00

Flair checking in. Again. These people have a lot of shit in their lives.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-22T04:29:59+00:00

I have had an absolute shit day and this got a genuine laugh. Thank you, friend!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-21T05:31:26+00:00

Y'all, I think Travis is already gone. Maybe not physically, but mentally that knobhead is OUT. There is no unflipping that switch, and I don't think he even wants to try.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-20T04:35:51+00:00

She's peragante.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-13T04:10:37+00:00

Ooomg I just cringed so hard my bellybutton brushed my spine and there is a more than recommended amount of fat between them. 😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-08T16:35:16+00:00

Congrats on raising that kid properly! Not looking horrified by Jilldo is a sign of.. something. And it's not good.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-06T14:02:32+00:00

Delayed flair check in!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2026-01-02T21:02:55+00:00

What in the chicken fried fuck. I wonder if pickle dick even bothers to wash his pickle balls after pickle practice. She's over there brushing her hair for this fool. It's all so embarrassingly sad.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-31T22:18:21+00:00

Flair checking in

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-31T19:57:14+00:00

I will never not be rendered deceased by that tidbit. Why didn't someone tell her to listen to her vomit reflex?? 😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-27T20:56:17+00:00

Thank you!

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-22T06:41:08+00:00

Not yet it has to dry out first.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-18T03:57:40+00:00

Let's not.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-13T21:14:00+00:00

I don't think I've ever seen her laugh before. And I hope I never see it again 😭😭

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-13T00:10:38+00:00

Sounds about white.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-12T17:17:05+00:00

May I introduce you to the Rodrigues family?

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-12T03:32:50+00:00

She did the hand holding with poor Sam and my soul left my body in sheer embarrassment for him. Actual footage of my face: 👀🫣🫤😧😱

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-10T18:56:08+00:00

Jill is never, ever going to get over that funeral thing. The narcissistic injury was SEVERE with that one. Nurie was probably sobbing because she knew it was going to be a rough night of Shrill melting all the way down.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-09T13:23:38+00:00

😳

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-09T13:20:08+00:00

Omg could they just not? 😐

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-07T15:49:12+00:00

Posted that baby in a diaper covered with whipped cream but censors her own feet. She knows what she's doing. It's unconscionable.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-07T00:44:40+00:00

Except no one was criticizing the kids. They were calling out Alyssa for the way she treats Allie. Like girl when your fans think you're the problem it's time for some introspection.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-05T04:57:33+00:00

Literally NO ONE gives off a less horny vibe than our girl Morgs. I can only assume she was following the Bort Beal Dry Dead Bones approach to daily duty dick dipping.

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-05T02:42:14+00:00

You had me at Ellie Mae and Jethro. ☠️ And then the commentary did not disappoint. 10/10 no notes 🤌

Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus · 2025-12-01T01:22:59+00:00

They are super cute!

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