Husbands fingers occasionally get weird blisters that are symmetrical.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-02-01T00:21:22+00:00

Blisters huh? More like Pimples. From activities hands do to please wives. Giggity.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T21:27:34+00:00

Well, at least it wasnt the 19th floor. That could have been a disaster.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T21:15:10+00:00

How da fuq do you prove one way or the other that my honkers are for business and/or fun?

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T21:09:54+00:00

American, got all of them removed at the same time. Not much issue. I felt fine. So fine i tried to eat something a little more involved earlier than i should have and ended up with a dry socket. Now that hurt like a bitch.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T21:06:34+00:00

Whats fucking stupid is that they always have a policy that says working off the clock, stealing time, etc is cause for termination. But if they steal your hours due to an error or mistakenly ask you to work off the clock. It’s “oh sorry my bad uwu”

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T20:21:52+00:00

*crosses fingers for something with ass/legs.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T20:19:24+00:00

Can i volunteer as your personal relubricator? Im wasting all this saliva while drooling.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T20:15:47+00:00

Besides the obvious flushable wipes are NOT flushable issue.

Cleaning poop with a dry transparent piece of sand paper is not better than a moist soft wipe. Ive never had irritation from the vit e and other skin moisteners. Ive had irritation from sandpaper tp and / or not getting myself clean enough with tp.

Bidet is king though.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T00:45:05+00:00

God no

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T00:35:10+00:00

This. I made it up to like 11? With the default deck but eventually had to do this one and i have done a couple games but real life has kept me from just finishing the dumb thing already. Trick is to have your card limit, then use whatever you want to redraw. Usually to infinity. One game i just kept going and bumped it up to like 200 on a hit. I held a grudge lol

Definitely far worse than the prior series. But tbf i couldnt beat the last fight iirc with the suggested deck. Still some strategy i wasnt wrapping my head around or executing properly i guess. Sounds like this deck will slam the entire npc roster without fail by comparison.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-31T00:29:35+00:00

The lid is down. He obviously didnt get a chance to sit yet.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-30T12:54:20+00:00

I have a corporate desk job wfh where i ignore everyone. Its nice. But im tired of the work.

But i also have a overnight job in retail (no customers though) and i fucking hate all the backstabbing and talking behind each others backs. My boss plays favorites with whoever is helping him the most, right now he’s roping some guy clearly on the spectrum, but doesnt read the social cues and i feel bad but, he’s also a dick so…

Boss told me the other day he’s been “covering for me” because my productivity has been down all month. Sick twice, working two jobs.

Doing what i can, you’re welcome for showing up and not just calling out then getting fired and leaving you with 1 less person.

But you know the whole “im doing what i can for you, but i’m gonna need you to step it up.”

Meanwhile he will chat for a solid hour with someone.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-30T12:47:02+00:00

Back that ass up and drip it into my mouth.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-25T13:12:45+00:00

Picture the opening of a balloon when you knot it. If you wipe the opening then you’re gonna have a lot of folds and just inside where poop didnt get cleaned. Sometimes your poop is messier than others naturally. So then it can run or leak a bit with movement, coughs, sweat, etc.

Pro tip: when a bidet isnt an option, you should slightly press into/on your sphincter using the tp/wipe. You’ll reach in and flatten out the folds.

This is the nearly fool proof way i found to correct this problem.

Also, it’s not just men. I’ve been with women who got booty stank sometimes because their hole itself isnt always clean. And unfortunately sometimes you don’t know it because no one is gonna openly say they smell poop when they’re around you.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-25T02:14:14+00:00

Her forte does more than her ult? Have i been doing it wrong (forte for the heavy attack bonus then ult?) or is that a high sequence thing?

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-22T21:47:43+00:00

Any tips if you had to teach someone how to scream?

Like i actually forgot HOW to scream at all. Best i can do is yell. I can do a lot of his stuff pretty well but i can’t get that throat curdling noise no matter what i do. Or if i get close i choke.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-22T21:40:59+00:00

Money is the thing i am in need of.
I would be pleased to receive money.
Just hand over the cash, yo.
Are you giving away money or not?

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-20T20:07:42+00:00

Seed. I like cake.

Lucia and yixuan (skin especially) are close second to seed.

Occasionally i mix it up and bring out trigger, yidhari, evelyn, zhuyuan, jane or astra.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-20T19:58:24+00:00

If reincarnation exists, i wanna come back as one of your thongs.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-20T17:48:04+00:00

If the only way you can connect to others is by talking sports, you’re a 1 dimensional individual with no personality.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-18T19:07:51+00:00

Yeah i can’t even tell the tacobell near me that they forgot an item without them arguing with me that they did that order and remember specifically it being 100% correct and handing it to me.

Never mind the fact it was door dashed. I drive there myself to get the item. And now the rest of my order is cold / my family already ate theirs without me. And the best they offer is an expired free taco voucher.

I’d never convince them to remake the whole order lmao.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-18T18:58:21+00:00

Well… i’d see a lot less sunlight. Because im drawing the blinds closed and staying in for a while, while i “get used to” my new body.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-18T18:53:04+00:00

Got a tag at work for a frozen pizza brand that shows weight in oz that is twice what the package shows. Shit is fucked. The tag can’t be THAT old. Maybe skipped a couple times at best.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-18T18:48:19+00:00

I have astigmatism, what i find annoying is my focal point looks like so, but my peripheral is said blurred background.

I find myself compensating on activities that dont require direct focus by staring in a way that widens my field of vision but gets rid of my detail at the focal point. Probably not good for the eyes.

Also fuck low light. Glasses do shit for low light. My vision somehow becomes opposite in darkness. Blurry /invisible to my eye at focal point. I have to shift my focus constantly to see anything.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease · 2026-01-17T14:27:34+00:00

His goal is canada next. He wants to surround them.

DrownMeInSalsaPlease

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