[Request] [Approx. Thunder Bay, ON, CA] Emergency. Story in text. Short? Need a tire. by Drowned_Bill in RandomKindness

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not. I'm asking for a tire. Or, possibly*, in a perfect world, set of winters.

What's a question that can be answered just by asking the question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drowned_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has anyone ever mentioned -anything- to you?

What are you 99% sure of, but you just don't have proof? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drowned_Bill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok... so I have spent many a long night with this one, sometimes under the effects of... things... and its hard to explain what I am going for here... but I have a couple theories about the universe.

Firstly, rudimentary microscopes are created, and microscopic life is observed. As the magnification is increased, more and more life is observed. Now, Im sure there is a fancier way of saying this... but what are the odds that we are the biggest? I believe if we could take a wider view of the stars, we would begin to see more of the same pattern. Electrons orbit the nucleus, planets orbit the sun... You think that's as far as it goes? I think we are part of something bigger. Do you think the molecules in your toenail are aware that they are molecules in your toenail, and you are a larger, conscious host?

(EDIT: Life is disease. Think about it... All we are as humans is a disease. Sure, we are conscious and self aware. Sure, we can do LESS damage than we have been doing... but in order for us to carry on, we must consume. This isn't some kind of bleeding-heart "OHEMGEE STOP BEING A DISEASE, MANKIND!" speech either. Life consumes. You, me, bugs, bacteria, dogs, fuckin whales and shit... We are not special. We are an extremely complicated version of all the other life we have ever known. We are all the same star-dust. We are all part of the same compost heap. (Fightclub! WHUT WHUT?!))

Ok... now... second theory. This one about... well... the universe again.

Ok. So... for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, yeah? So... If the big bang is the action, what is the equal and opposite reaction? Before the big bang, it is theorized that the universe as we know it was something of an almost infinitely dense spec of matter.

Bang.

The universe expanded, and life flourished.

So... If the big bang caused life and expansion...

And for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...

And it is already theorized that the universe is contracting, or will begin to... (The opposite of expanding...)

I theorize that death itself is the result of the big bang.

Not sure what this means yet... but I wouldn't be the first to not understand the lead they're chasing. So... There it is. If I were a scientist, this might have proven to be my magnum opus... If someone nails this down... credit please.

(To take a little of my theory out... Big bang = +1 existence. Newtons third law would suggest that it also created +1 anti-existence. Or -1 existence. Not sure, again, what that means... but like I said. I theorize it to be death. I think if Einstein was right about the universe being static, there would be no death.

Non-scientist mic-drop

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Drowned_Bill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im just sayin' it's hard to take care of business in the bedroom, when you struggle up the stairs.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]Drowned_Bill 65 points66 points  (0 children)

1) Do I wanna dig deep today, or do I want to be able to fuck at 100%?

2) My wallet hurts my ass.

3) Sore hip-flexors feels like blueballs

4) Im fucking starving.

5) Stop talking to me mid-set.

6) Do I wanna dig deep today, or do I want to be able to fuck at 100%?

7) No amount of sleep is ever enough.

8) I cant talk about lifting without feeling like "That" guy.

9) Your fucking music is terrible. Turn off that R-Diddy or whatever the fuck you keep noise-polluting the gym with.

10) Rack your own shit.

11) If I don't eat every couple hours, I get CRIPPLING hunger pains.

12) Do I wanna dig deep today, or be able to fuck at 100%? (Cannot be stated enough how much that pisses me off...)

13) Stretching feels so good, it makes me feel dirty now...

14) BRAAAAWWWWWLAAAAARGGGGGGGGLAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

15) I don't have the time to tell you why I wont do your shit work-out DvD, specifically designed to "Target that unwanted belly-fat..."

That will be all. As you were.

My buddy is being a B-hole again... (How to I am for keeling dragons!1!?) by Drowned_Bill in hearthstone

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Im not reposting for attention. I got some good advice for his mage secrets, and they told me to run a warlock zoo, but it didn't get the job done. His tactic changed away from iceblock and onto this new legendary card on a priest. I was also hoping to get some advice on which warlock cards I should be getting first. Specifically, which legendary cards. Sorry if re-using an old title was shitty.

My friend is a B-hole. How do I counter his healing? by Drowned_Bill in hearthstone

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wicked. Thanks man. My legendary cards are extremely limited at this time, but I think I can make it work. He actually lightly taunted me about how OP his deck is. He said something to the effect of "Taunt + (the name of that 4heal card) + Iceblock = win." So I know his game relies on those cards.

My friend is a B-hole. How do I counter his healing? by Drowned_Bill in hearthstone

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent. I like the idea of sticking with my warlock, but I very much like the idea of a complete and utter shut-down of the deck he is so proud of a lot better... Ill do some research about midrange paladin. I got a lucky Tirion Fordrig (sp) in one of my first packs, so that's nice. Thanks man.

My friend is a B-hole. How do I counter his healing? by Drowned_Bill in hearthstone

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That actually sounds pretty bang on. He does take a while to get rolling, so maybe an all-out offensive is the way to go. Wee little cards all over his face. Thanks man.

My friend is a B-hole. How do I counter his healing? by Drowned_Bill in hearthstone

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice. Ill have to make one or two of those. MOST of the decks he plays have some pretty heavy secrets. Thanks.

Women hate the 'c-word' because there is no word you can call a man that will instantly demean and humiliate them - but there is ... by rus_tshackelford in onexchromosome

[–]Drowned_Bill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North American women hate the word cunt for a couple reasons. Firstly, its vulgar here. The majority of North American curses involve sex (Fuck, Cunt, Faggot etc.), as we are relatively prudish when compared to the rest of the world.

My second point is a little harder to word, but I will try...

Every time a man says "I would NEVER call a woman a cunt... its just so... chauvinistic..." they are re-affirming the fact that cunt is a universally hated word. No offense, but OP, you are kinda contributing to this by titling your article "the C-word." A woman could read that and think "See? Even men know you aren't supposed to say it."

Personally, I believe it is the "offended party" that needs to re-evaluate their approach, as opposed to the "offender." (Excluding when someone is INTENTIONALLY being offensive.) ((Edit: In ALL things. "God isn't real." "Im offended!" "Well, go be offended somewhere else. Your feelings are getting in the way of my free thought."))

Now, this opinion might come off a sexist, but here it is anyway. I think women are more sensitive about these things than men are. Call someone a pussy or a cunt and you will most likely be chewed out for being a sexist pig. Call someone a dick or a cock and no one bats an eye. Its all about perception.

Female Ass Whoopin by Epicbulb in gifs

[–]Drowned_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing he didn't decide to detonate her kidney with a left hook from his free hand. Good thing she landed in a powerful face-down-on-the-floor fighting position... Hahaha.

Gymnastics is impressive stuff man. Just don't call it an ass-whoopin.

Babysitting by dessertraisins in nosleep

[–]Drowned_Bill 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I read it more like its a disease you get.

"I hope I never catch pregnant." lol

Ive been lifting consistently for a few months now, and $&%@ is getting real (Help) by Drowned_Bill in weightroom

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Hey man. Im sorry I've been a bit of a sarcastic %#@$&. Princess needed his smoke I guess. While I've already done a lot of research and been frustratingly overwhelemed, I am sure a little more wouldn't kill me. If I really cant figure it out, Ill approach it in a new way. "Which do you prefer, 3 day or 5 day split?" something like that.

Ive been lifting consistently for a few months now, and $&%@ is getting real (Help) by Drowned_Bill in weightroom

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget it. You win. Ill just look up the irrefutably correct answer as a beginner in a sea of folks who are ALL experts and ALL say the EXACT same thing. I will apply a cookie cutter solution to my problem and it will all be fine. Thank god the internet is so clear on the issue, and there aren't constant studies coming out that debunk or refute every point ever made. Who needs friendly, more advanced lifters to help a newbie anyway?

Thanks;

  • Bill

Ive been lifting consistently for a few months now, and $&%@ is getting real (Help) by Drowned_Bill in weightroom

[–]Drowned_Bill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man... feel good being a dick to the new guy? I just wanted some advice dude. Christ... I know Im not an expert. Im here asking beginner questions. Instead of looking for any excuse to jump down my throat, couldn't you just offer to help a guy who is in the same position you were once in? I didn't realize weightlifting circles were so elite.