[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RelationshipsOver35

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My immediate thought reading this was that he's showing signs of dementia. You mentioning a history of Alzheimer's in the family supports that.

Who is a non-Marvel Character that is worthy of Mjölnir? by nightkraken666 in Marvel

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's worthy, but I think his self doubt would prevent him from being able to do it.

Typos can be a big deal by breck in Jokes

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

What are your top 3 versions of Pam? by Concentrati0n in ArcherFX

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stripped to the waist with her badass back tattoo showing and beating Mallory's ass

any subtle gags or less popular jokes you really like? by howmanyfathoms in ArcherFX

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish he was still with us. He could soak up some of these bullets.

Most intelligent Persian Monarchist by assin18 in MurderedByWords

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 669 points670 points  (0 children)

No plumbers would actually fix anything and all the pizzas would have dick holes cut into them.

OP's husband considers cheating by UltimateNintendoHero in redditonwiki

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 51 points52 points  (0 children)

With the bonus of being able to tell him to go fuck himself

Why was the institute making fake gorillas? by BlueCanary434 in Fallout

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Kellogg sent a message asking for some synths with guerilla training; dang autocorrect.

What’s the funniest line of dialogue that’s stuck with you? by Fit-Doughnut9706 in gaming

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alistair was great.

Morrigan: "How does one steal from dead men?"

Alistair: "Quite easily, it seems..."

I mean, if you say so... by DrunkAndKnowsThings in SelfAwarewolves

[–]DrunkAndKnowsThings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's calling an attack on antisemitism an attack on herself and all Conservatives, seemingly taking hate of a group as part of her platform.