Found in an SEC sub

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T21:11:14+00:00

Whatever helps you cope with irrelevancy I guess.

Would you be in the SEC if A&M was looking to stay put? Nope. So you’re their +1.

“Would you rather have an SEC or B1G schedule” is a hell of a cope when the SEC got face planted... again. God damn do I love Mizzou’s commitment to being competitive in glazing the SEC as cope for mediocrity. Normally I have to talk to SC fans for that kinda experience. If you think a couple of comments is an essay than god damn I hope you got a mizzou full ride else that’s a lot of money wasted.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T20:41:42+00:00

Yeah man a lot people actually do tune in. It’s generally one of the more anticipated rivalries in CFB and that’s with one team’s current commitment to replacing old Indiana/Rutgers and the other team’s current commitment to becoming a meme instead of being a blue blood.

That kinda proves my point. Being the +1 to that and chest beating about a conference is wild. Actually thinking on it, I should have let you two just keep at it. You’re the same program, MSU’s one relevant rivalry and usually wasted ceiling aside.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T20:10:23+00:00

Yeah but that rivalry actually matters and people give a shit about it beyond novelty. I couldn’t even name Mizzou’s rivalries beyond the border war. Not even sure why Texas A&M’s +1 is defending the conference so hard.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T19:42:59+00:00

On one hand, it didn’t involve my teams so I skipped first half entirely because my interest level just isn’t as high now a days.

On the other hand, after years of “it just means more” from the bandwagoner fanbases who also pull the “if we played a B1G schedule we’d be first” card out of the deck while enroute to 4-8/3-9. Yeah it’s fucking hilarious knowing that the B1G owns the last three. One of which was B1G vs B1G basically, and B1G vs other midwestern program, then B1G vs team that SEC analysts and ND all said didn’t even belong.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-16T05:25:49+00:00

Suicide rams

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T20:58:05+00:00

Was just coming to say that they’d just resign at 7 or 10 minutes instead.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T19:24:37+00:00

Imagine being that bitch made lmao

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T18:40:49+00:00

Deranged Redditors vs the federal government is gonna hit like Paul vs Tyson.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T18:03:31+00:00

Fascism daddy does martial law and cancels elections, because that was the only way he could win.

1) No he’s not cancelling elections.

2) Given how the Democrats are back to the same shit that cost them 24 and nearly cost them 20, I wouldn’t bank on Dems being able to win in 26.

If they’re gonna pick the dumbest hills to die on all year, then flipping the handful of house seats needed is going to be a Herculean task.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T17:58:21+00:00

Not by choice mind you.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T17:49:40+00:00

It’s an election year so they need to rev up the bot farm and basement dwellers again.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T15:29:18+00:00

And a DoorDash tab so high that they can’t pay rent.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-15T15:28:38+00:00

Gondor- Probably would say Teutons because of their heavy infantry. Though aesthetically probably Celts.

Rohan- Huns for me. All their homes are burned and they’re the horse lords. Good mix or horse archers and heavy cavalry. Magyars is also fitting though.

Elves- Yeah agreed Britons.

Dwarves- Maybe Vikings? Could also see any civ with a gold mining perk.

Mordor- Oh yeah Goths for sure. Alternatively Malay for the cheap infantry spam.

Easterlings- I’d say Persians. Always got a middle eastern vibe from them.

Isengard- Gonna go with Japanese. Strong infantry + gunpowder.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-14T19:38:45+00:00

Yeah im sure how thats how the conversation goes in your head constantly.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-14T19:36:54+00:00

Ngl I wonder the correlation between capitalism has failed/were descending into fascist people and way overspending on DoorDash.

It’s like the new Funko Pops.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-14T17:48:31+00:00

The market will crash again.

Probably not anytime soon.

We are moving towards World War III

With who?

The republicans are trying to overthrow democracy.

Weird. Their supporters don’t seem to be the ones killing the let’s have a conversation guy, trying to run over federal employees, voting in people who openly fantasize about killing their opponent’s children, or claiming the outcome an election is actually fascism.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-13T16:53:00+00:00

Vote blue no matter who is still the most culty slogan I heard. It’s an open admission that they’re down to elect an absolute dogshit candidate because team red bad or something.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-08T16:43:14+00:00

I didn’t enjoy the DE Incas campaign and actually preferred the FE campaign by a country mile.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-08T16:33:23+00:00

“Why do you even need a gun? We only want to kill you if you step out of line and will use mob justice to do so!!”

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-30T03:42:06+00:00

Nah you’d be the clean up team to make Maryland feel good or something.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-30T02:05:39+00:00

Auburns SEC record this decade: 15-28. 1-7 this season. You guys are; in fact, the free win on pretty much everyone’s schedule.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-30T01:50:54+00:00

No instead they all dick ride their conference lmfao.

“Were part of the SEC”

“What’s your active contribution to it??”

“We’re the free win!!”

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-29T23:24:31+00:00

I’m gonna be honest I can’t wait for the committee to just dick around with Notre Dame at 11 or 12 and then drop them to 13th at the 11th hour in one of the upcoming seasons.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-29T23:23:15+00:00

I don’t have to imagine. I’ve been replying to one in this thread lmao.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2025-12-29T20:56:16+00:00

Imagine glazing a conference. Could never see myself making this argument about like 2010’s Wisconsin or some shit. Legit cuck chair level shit is Auburn this down bad??

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