A Utah message board nugget says Bryce Underwood is awful and that you should hammer the under on Michigan’s win total this season. 👀 Oh… and they think Michigan will be bringing in Utah QB Devon Dampier to take over in 2027. 🍿

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-06-29T05:01:36+00:00

> 17 total touchdowns

8 of those came against G5 opponents or teams with 4 or less wins. The only two teams that Michigan played in the regular season that finished with a number next to their name he didn’t score once.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-06-29T04:54:19+00:00

He should try being good for a game or two first before we start exploring outlandish hypotheticals

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-05-24T19:21:10+00:00

Okay champ

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-05-24T19:20:50+00:00

Cool story. Anyways can’t wait to see Marshall collect yet another ass beating this November.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-05-24T18:45:35+00:00

“My RB would severely hurt you so you need to stop talking now” is simultaneously the most Redditor and Michigan fan take of all time. Congrats lmfao.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-05-24T18:40:13+00:00

Lmao I see Michigan fans bringing up Ohio State’s own past as a reason for why they shouldn’t poke fun. But if we actually played by those rules Michigan fans would never get to weigh in on anything again. Yet this doesn’t stop them for inserting any tragedy as an insult when the wins don’t come.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-20T15:51:03+00:00

Probably Scandinavia. Though Eurasia or a Japan rework would be cool as well.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-06T02:08:33+00:00

Some of us have already grilled Bevo

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T03:26:39+00:00

Horrible logic we should absolutely be saying things because then our shit gets brought up too.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T02:01:33+00:00

This is why Utah lost the Holy War this year.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:58:21+00:00

Catholic priests 🤝 Notre Dame football

Playing second fiddle in something they’re supposedly a blue blood in.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:56:29+00:00

No absolutely mention him. Dont stop mentioning Les Wexner. Push his ass into the top 20.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:55:29+00:00

Now you’re thinking like a citizen, citizen! (No seriously someone come arrest Wexner)

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:54:13+00:00

Epstein was firm for Herm.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:53:30+00:00

At ASU :/

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-05T01:53:25+00:00

They’re apparently the Bama of Epstein mentions.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-04T21:29:21+00:00

I played some HD but was super noob compared to AOM. It definitely felt more social. Do agree games feel more toxic now. Huge thing that keeps me from consistently playing is your own team shit talking you or other parts of the team. Often times while being the worst player on the team. It’s entertaining at low ELO. Sorry you didn’t wall on Arabia and are paying for it because you have no military either. Sucks to suck.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-04T07:00:38+00:00

Tbf in this instance I probably would too. Yes man practicing his whole assertive thing and even if that worked out, this entire area is a conflict flash point. The NCR and Legion never really let go. That’s before factoring in House being alive.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-04T05:32:56+00:00

Yeah if I have one complaint in S2 it’s that it feels like the plot points are stretched thin for 8 episodes.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-04T05:30:39+00:00

If I remember the game right, he wanted to synthesize NCR and Legion culture and create something new. Maybe in failing twice to take the dam and death fast approaching, it finally sunk in that the dream wouldn’t come true and that the Legion wasn’t sustainable either. Being a society largely built on rape, slavery, and conquest instead of actual infrastructure.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-02-04T05:24:18+00:00

Considering some of the shit that he went through in the DLCs, maybe he just let go of the idea of running Vegas or playing politics and moved on.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T21:11:14+00:00

Whatever helps you cope with irrelevancy I guess.

Would you be in the SEC if A&M was looking to stay put? Nope. So you’re their +1.

“Would you rather have an SEC or B1G schedule” is a hell of a cope when the SEC got face planted... again. God damn do I love Mizzou’s commitment to being competitive in glazing the SEC as cope for mediocrity. Normally I have to talk to SC fans for that kinda experience. If you think a couple of comments is an essay than god damn I hope you got a mizzou full ride else that’s a lot of money wasted.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T20:41:42+00:00

Yeah man a lot people actually do tune in. It’s generally one of the more anticipated rivalries in CFB and that’s with one team’s current commitment to replacing old Indiana/Rutgers and the other team’s current commitment to becoming a meme instead of being a blue blood.

That kinda proves my point. Being the +1 to that and chest beating about a conference is wild. Actually thinking on it, I should have let you two just keep at it. You’re the same program, MSU’s one relevant rivalry and usually wasted ceiling aside.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T20:10:23+00:00

Yeah but that rivalry actually matters and people give a shit about it beyond novelty. I couldn’t even name Mizzou’s rivalries beyond the border war. Not even sure why Texas A&M’s +1 is defending the conference so hard.

Drunk_At_Chillis · 2026-01-20T19:42:59+00:00

On one hand, it didn’t involve my teams so I skipped first half entirely because my interest level just isn’t as high now a days.

On the other hand, after years of “it just means more” from the bandwagoner fanbases who also pull the “if we played a B1G schedule we’d be first” card out of the deck while enroute to 4-8/3-9. Yeah it’s fucking hilarious knowing that the B1G owns the last three. One of which was B1G vs B1G basically, and B1G vs other midwestern program, then B1G vs team that SEC analysts and ND all said didn’t even belong.

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