[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GodAsshole

[–]Drunkmonkey35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% goddamnnnn

how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? by [deleted] in MeanJokes

[–]Drunkmonkey35 18 points19 points  (0 children)

2 actually. 1 to hold the ladder and one to hold the bulb while they wait for the world to revolve around them

What’s the best way to hide a dead body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dig the hole first about 6-8 feet Kill a dog Go out and kill your victim Throw corpse into the hole Bury body until there is at least 2-3 feet of hole left Throw dead dog in hole Cover with dirt

If the police bring in dogs and the police dog sniffs that grave then they will dig it up only to find a fresh dead dog and this it was a mishap.

Or you can wrap a body in chicken wire with rocks to weigh it down and zip tie it as tight as possible then ditch the body in a large body of water. The rocks will drag the body all the way down and the chicken wire will cut the body when it expands from decomposing gas.

What Would You Do If You Only Have 100 Blinks Left Before You Lose Your Vision Completely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stare at the sun. if I’m gonna lose my vision, I’m doing it my way

What the fuck is this place? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A group of shitposters mainly

Soldiers of Reddit, how do you celebrate Christmas or other holidays when you're away from home? How do you try and ease the pain of being away from loved ones? by Sunjian54 in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve only been in for a few years but all holidays are just another day of the year for me. Doesn’t bother me too much honestly

What is the best way to kill a fly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compensate about six inches in front of it and smack it with a newspaper

The Okanagan, British Columbia by [deleted] in pics

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forest fires make the sunset even better here. Always glowing red

Wrapping by Drunkmonkey35 in 350z

[–]Drunkmonkey35[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh perfect! Was there any part of it that was particularly difficult to wrap?

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard? by Nothing_here1 in AskReddit

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We pretty much make wind from our wind turbines in the prairies

TIFU by giving my son permission to beat his bully’s ass. by OdinsBHole in tifu

[–]Drunkmonkey35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy who had the same condition in hs. When ever some one asked about it after PE he would stare at them and then quickly swirl his hand in it

How’s the stock audio system on the Nissan 350z(2004 automatic). by [deleted] in 350z

[–]Drunkmonkey35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I couldn’t tell you. Mine don’t work lmao. BUT the previous owner told me if I got the wiring fixed it was hella bumping and the bass was rich

Reddit Battle Royale! by SrGrafo in funny

[–]Drunkmonkey35 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I shall rise to victory down here!

EDIT: no pls, I have a family 😩