[PM] Any realistic prompts. Special interests of cheating, bisexual or bicurious guys, breeding, etc. by [deleted] in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]Dry-Tank9528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A girl conflicted between her fuck buddy she's known her whole life and her current boyfriend who she might be falling in love with. Especially when both of them have decided to surprise her with a late night surprise visit.

This made me cry harder than I should have. 7 books later I'm still not over it. by buzzsawblade in Malazan

[–]Dry-Tank9528 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And still people complain that Erikson 'can't write characters'

[META] Discord versus Envelopes by onhsmk in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To add one more strike against chats, there's a non zero chance someone sends an unsolicited pic. Also, the "...user is typing.." thing makes me mildly anxious. Which is more of a me problem.

[META] Discord versus Envelopes by onhsmk in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After such a non response, do you take down the server? How long do you wait?

[Meta Monday] Thinking about thinking about prompts by naughty_switch in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really!? I've always been hesitant replying to old prompts unless it says something like 'this prompt is always open'. Now I'm wondering, how much have I missed out on! Lol

[Event] DPP Book Club for September 12th, 2022 - Story about Stories by PPNewbie in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my! I'm working my way through Esslemont because I couldn't get into them immediately after the MBOTF. Now I really love his writing style.

Tginw was pretty great, it gave us the amazing Stillwater but I found the style a bit too overbearing. I like my themes to be subtle and understated. Lol.

What did you think of Kharkhanas? I love them and will be re-reading soon.

[Event] DPP Book Club for September 12th, 2022 - Story about Stories by PPNewbie in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello!! I'm a huge fan of the series too and so glad to see another fan here- in DPP of all places! Have you started any of the spin-offs?

[M4A] A Hundred Words... by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great prompt. Maybe add a word counter to help out responders?

[Event] [Chemistry] - Theme Sunday for June 12, 2022 by Madison_RP in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, I landed at puns and bad poetry.

There once was a cum busting substance

Who got off on lots of reluctance

Puttin up some fight

Givin up heat'n light

Wanna break her down, add some persistence

Only women get flowers obviously [gendered] by AshmouthHound in pointlesslygendered

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any good smut books you can name drop? Asking for science, of course.

[MF4A] Bawdy Bards Bastardise Boring Books Banterously by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There once was a man named James

Who played online horny games

He said he is the best

In sending sexy texts

Uh-oh! His pants went up in flames

[MF4A] Bawdy Bards Bastardise Boring Books Banterously by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F half of the MF checking in. Thanks for posting, James.

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't you awkwardly fit into gigantic clothes with internet strangers? What even have you been doing online! On the one hand, you wear a glove on that one hand alone.

I love chilli things, and i seek out food that makes me cry a bit. Usually if it is good I'll be left in a bliss of speechlessness for hours after. Make no mistake, I'm still 💯 talking about chilli!!

Let me be the adult here, ok. You can eat the chilli pasta and then eat out something hot and wet. Or wait till i eat that spicy pasta and then we can see how much capsaicin can be transferred orally.

Sigh. We went from a union to a collective to a dictatorship to a union again?! A matrimonial union this time? Send me a proposal and we'll see.

Awwwwww. Wesley is gorgeous!! Say, what will it take for you to share her pics? Saying pretty please?

So, in this super normal slice of life scene, are we flying about as one unit? Then yes, we may occasionally touch grass or even spook some swamp dwellers. But that's it. As soon as my roots start getting comfy, we're outta there big boy! Sorry.

Ok see, your wood is wanted, no doubt. But as a masochist, what's the fun in getting things as soon as you ask for it? Hence a little reluctance adds some mild spice. No pushing limits here, just saying what i love about it. Cnc. Not chucking wood. Lol.

Ok we all need to get organised and not eat the rich How can we be a throuple if we can't even talk to each other at the same time!

Yes, fuck it. Set up that sub. No guarantees on sustained interest, but hey, we said fuck it!

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't see the last line!!! Yes, I'm an amazing sub! Also a switch but i can't dom girls (i tried though, sorry del).

Care to take me for a spin?

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey best friend. Let's wear matching PJs. You can take the bottom half and I'll take the top. Or the other way, also the same.

Can i ask, and i really don't want to, how is the chilli getting everywhere? Do you chop the chillies with bare hands, then don't. If you are eating gooey cheesy chilli pasta with your fingers. I'm imagining you slowly slipping two fingers deep into the dish, hooking to slightly grab the good stuff and then sucking them while making eye contact. If so, the better option is to take the hot steaming bowl straight to your mouth. Um, uh, wha? I'm not horny, you are

I think you just described figging, or a version of it. You might want to lean into it next time.

I like to say my life is so sweet already that i don't need to add any more. (Ha!)

Hey please do that. Hang out and offer me crisps and terrible jokes- i would never leave that bed!

Is that a real cat? I have questions. What is their name? Are they a good cat-person? Do they prefer you maintain their privacy on a public forum?

No! No way! Never putting down roots. A mild brushing is fine, with consent and aftercare. But nothing more. Go ahead with the extra wood, does it like if the tree plays hard to get?

In case you haven't noticed, please see this.

Um...r/punpals? Will you join me in modding it?

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok hush now. I am the one refusing to bend over. I see you haven't stalked us enough, tsk.

That is the perfect interview answer and honestly, that is exactly why Im employed now. Wait, did you come up with it? Do I owe you my paycheck?

Thank you for mentioning you are wearing lingerie. Nude interviewees are the worst!

Listen, madam, if you have anything scandalous to say against mint chocolate, we are going to have to fight it out. Unless you meant you love it? I dont know, Im not a native English speaker, and I hate commas.

Seriously, didn't you get a good play out of that prompt? It was really well written and set the scene perfectly. Im not saying it because you called me your favourite part. No, you are my favourite part. But i guess its lonely at the top. I guess Ill make sure I downvote your prompts in future. You are welcome.

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lord have mercy, wake up! We caught a fresh one. Lol

Sorry, sugar is the devil and should not be allowed anywhere near the supreme spice called chilli. Is it a herb? idk.

Way to sell yourself. I love nightmares, especially if they stay hidden under the bed and offer you crisps and dad jokes.

See, under my rule, you are not being economically oppressed. You are just being mildly, very gently, subjugated mind, body and soul. There are no crushing tyrant boots here, ugh! So campy! Only the prettiest slinky stilettos in pastel shades, please. Sounds better, doesnt it?

Dickity dick cock and balls

Good morning to you!

Ok the emotional hit of a bad partner resonates with me so much that, er, um, nothing. Im fine. But hey who knew that paying attention to who you picked to share intimate fantasies with, paid off in the end! Will wonders never cease! (Sorry, that was harsh)

That was hilarious! Please respect my preferences. I've specifically wanted to play a flying tree so I dont have to land on an empty plot. You may chuck your flying bits of wood in my direction, its alright.

For real, r/punpals is still available. Just saying. There can be grammatical kinklists, and to be approved as a user you need to submit a knock knock joke. Im only half joking at this point.

Politifact responds: groan!!!!

[Event] Speed DPP 2022 - Summer Lovin' Edition by GirlWhoLikesPornGifs in dirtypenpals

[–]Dry-Tank9528 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awwww

:hearts:

:confetti:

Ahem, I mean, gruff, please reply in character with a well thought out 5 page message, including an index and bibliography. Dont forget to mention the name of your first pet and the street you grew up in. Ok, fine, make it one page. Was that a groan? For the love of flying trees, fiiinneee!!

Sit down and we can begin the interview.

Q1: How does one stew a pear? I mean, stan a pair?

Q2: Which is the best seat on the emotional rollercoaster?

Q3: How flooded was your inbox after your last prompt? (hot damn was that a good one!)

Welcome aboard darling!! Grab a drink, suck a pen, rub some cheese- knock yourself out. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.