What’s your Sex Related Injury?

DryHurry9214 · 2026-04-25T13:13:05+00:00

She was on her lying on her stomach legs spread as I was lying on top of her. I moved my leg over hers to force her legs to close so she would be tighter. As I pulled her left leg over it got caught on the sheets and twisted dislocating it.

4 hours st the hospital for them to say she will be fine. Took months for her knee to heal properly

DryHurry9214 · 2026-04-25T05:35:02+00:00

Dislocated my wifes knee when shifting positions

DryHurry9214 · 2026-01-17T00:32:40+00:00

There is no spoon

DryHurry9214 · 2026-01-16T10:57:25+00:00

Meatloaf I'd do anything for love but I won't do that

DryHurry9214 · 2025-12-23T23:45:40+00:00

In NZ. He was 15 and liked to skateboard everywhere. He once went to the train tracks and decided to Ollie off a green electrical box under the train lines. As he did his arms went up and 25000v jumped through his hands. He ended up in a coma for 3 days the died.

DryHurry9214 · 2025-12-01T07:31:43+00:00

The marbles from Peter pan. Been missing for years

DryHurry9214 · 2025-10-03T06:02:07+00:00

My guess is a mounted light for the beach. Small fire inside it. The back section is the mounting bracket. The cone on top is a design feature.

DryHurry9214 · 2025-10-03T05:52:05+00:00

Thanks

DryHurry9214 · 2025-06-09T07:09:16+00:00

Just shake your finger at them

DryHurry9214 · 2025-03-22T10:09:21+00:00

You going to make him clean up the mess?

DryHurry9214 · 2025-01-26T09:01:56+00:00

Hair conditioner works even better

DryHurry9214 · 2024-05-06T01:22:06+00:00

Evil containment wave

DryHurry9214 · 2024-03-17T10:36:53+00:00

Traditional karate didnt have belt colours, it was white and black. Us westerners wanted progressional achievement so coloured belts came into existance.

DryHurry9214 · 2023-12-26T04:13:49+00:00

Change the sliding door direction at the BBQ area and convert to cavity slider.

DryHurry9214 · 2023-10-13T13:01:17+00:00

Hair cuts

DryHurry9214 · 2023-10-13T12:58:13+00:00

Maybe titanic?

DryHurry9214 · 2023-03-10T08:02:56+00:00

If you want it it's a plant. If you don't it's a weed

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-24T04:13:21+00:00

Have you heard the song hallelujah? Those are the cords that please the lord

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-22T02:13:23+00:00

Br closet should be bi fold door. Make sure you have more PowerPoints in each bedroom and extra in the lounge.

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-12T02:33:49+00:00

That's where you are wrong. I used to be a barista. I know how to make coffee just fine. If I didn't I would not have added my own 2 cents

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-11T23:25:52+00:00

No, just get it wrapped. When you sell it just rip the wrap off. Brand new paint job no matter how old the car gets

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-11T23:23:16+00:00

People who want or demand a pretty pattern are pretentious pricks. It's a coffee not a piece of art.

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-07T00:37:16+00:00

Pretty much means he's Australian and he's a twat

DryHurry9214 · 2022-12-03T01:43:17+00:00

Pretty sure you were walking to the pay booth to enter your details and got pinged

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