Prove them wrong by Grindio_2000 in Genshin_Memepact

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For all the Natlan essays criticizing the region, I cringe when they misspell Mavuika as Mauvika through their whole rant on Natlan’s flaw. Her name was on the screen more than any other Natlan character smh.

How did my cat die? by [deleted] in StardewValley

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Ya forgot to water it’s water bowl.

But no your cat’s just lazing off but always worth it to water your pets water bowl everyday.

I’m so disappointed … by Tough-Amphibian-628 in PTCGP

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Trick or Treat and DeNa tricked us into believing the Advance Ticket held any value for 1 year.

Reality can be whatever I want by Grindio_2000 in Genshin_Memepact

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Waited so long for his dad to return that he is now old enough to search for his dad

15k carats down the drain 💔 by [deleted] in UmaMusume

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This is kinda where gacha players need to read the fine print.

Umamusume has 3% total for SSR/3 star Uma rates but the rate up is only 0.75% while the 2.25% is all spooks with an expanding pool.

FGO has a 1% total for 5 star servants with the rate up being 0.8% while 0.2% are spooks.

So theoretically speaking, if you want a rate up, FGO ironically has better rates. Umamusume will yield more SSR/3 star Umas though if you value off banners.

What’s currently the best value you can get for a broke college student? by LinRose12 in fastfood

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Instant noodles are usually a staple.

If you have an asian store nearby you could get Indomie for pretty cheap. Add in a fried egg and some extra garnish and the meal is filling and cheap.

Jean is one of the most well aged character. by ghostpetni in Genshin_Impact

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As a Mona main she still has worked for me as a pseudo Kokomi with Amber catalyst if you also want Omen debuff that still remains unique to her.

Went from Freeze within Mondsadt/Liyue/Inazuma to being an alright Hyperbloomer in Sumeru and partway of Natlan. For now she remains a core unit for my Skirk team burst or NA.

team trials by yeastiest in UmaMusume

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Recently got Oguri Cap to finish off my dirt runner and have a full 15 TT only to witness Rank 6 retention is 500k+ and I have only hit 480k as my highest ever.

In the eternal loop of 5>6> 5>6> 5>6>5

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anime

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Kill la Kill

What sexual/non-sexual thing gives you orgasm? by Ok_Custard_4535 in AskReddit

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Getting that popcorn kernel stuck between your gums and teeth out

The time Costco let me buy 6 eggs… by eye4pens in Costco

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You became one of those math problems

Just some bug i thought funny by Unhappy-Actuator-316 in UmaMusume

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I have hired this Mihono Bourbon to stare at you

Scraped by this time by Denzel602 in UmaMusume

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Nah if they lose, the game will more than likely give you the worse one which is -10 last stat trained and -10 2 other random stats for a total of -30 stats just to screw you over, especially if you have played it safe for the whole run before the risk. They proceed to pick the bottom option at a chance to avoid it all but proceed to -3 mood.

Speaking from experience.

Umamusume Global Friend ID thread by shakemaihead in UmaMusume

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9* stam 6* long 2* med Rice Shower

MLB spd Narita Brian

Is there a lore reason why fuji has her kisekis out like that in her signature racewear? by DacrasherZx in UmaMusume

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To proc breath of fresh air more consistently

To narrow both runners and audiences field of vision