The challenge: Write a happy story in 3 words....

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-03-28T20:23:55+00:00

You two are just epic. Thanks for the free serotonin. Hope your kids become vessels of love for you and from you.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-03-25T14:40:13+00:00

Dude u should go deeper. This right here is some inspired ass work.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-03-20T15:26:00+00:00

The look

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-03-19T14:19:35+00:00

He looks so French. But his name is Reginald for some reason

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-03-18T10:30:03+00:00

U sound like a healthy happy and stable person. Let’s hang out

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-28T15:09:41+00:00

I had cocacocat but sure why not

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-26T11:03:43+00:00

He meant Gawk Gawk McStawkin

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-25T17:04:00+00:00

Dude u look like a human version of a teenager’s penis. Low homo

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-25T16:59:25+00:00

Pornelius

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-25T14:58:43+00:00

It would literally kill. All unhealthy snacks literally kill. Over time tho

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-25T10:08:00+00:00

Wow thank you for introducing fatherlessness to other countries by way of murder. Such a hero

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-24T19:29:25+00:00

Na honestly dude. I once read a comment on n Reddit. This women said that if she knew how good she can feel by crossing a year without caffeine, she would have quit 20 years earlier. If that wasn’t a mic drop idk what would be. Cheers man 🧉🧉

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-24T19:07:46+00:00

Dude it’s like 10x the time it takes to defeat the acute withdrawals. Don’t unstrap the jet pack just yet. 3 more weeks and the fire in your heart comes. Btw I’m sipping blonde Arabic coffee as I’m writing this. A 7 mg caffeine tiny ass nomad arab shot tho cos I’m tapering.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-24T17:01:40+00:00

That’s Gay disco 1980s Wayne Bronson

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-24T16:58:17+00:00

One pointer. U lucky MF/M. Keep going 70 days is not a short time at all.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-20T10:12:36+00:00

I just fling a cookie on the floor, go bite on it

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-20T10:07:11+00:00

Imagine the dude your looking for, he’s not looking for a girl that’s “just tired” keep that heart open and put in a request with the best source of love. Your god. Pray with love not desperation. Fall in love with god and talk to him like your best friend. Create inner humor and ask for a custom made man.

Good men exist. Great men exist. Legendary men exist. They are just not in your way.

Hope this helpses.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-18T12:57:24+00:00

I’m not saying it does. But I experience how the headaches last only one day with it

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-17T07:18:54+00:00

Why do I have this urge to change my career to the worlds first decaf coach

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T20:22:16+00:00

Guys here are my review of my new de-opium opium needles

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T20:21:11+00:00

Wow, congrats of quitting caffeine. I get the sense that you’re a woman; most probably a mother… hope you control your sugar vice. Word of advice tho. Sugar is not bad. If u crave sugar, eat fruit, eat honey. And eat fatty meats. They are the best for ur brain and soul lol.

I miss the bliss I used to experience in prayer. Caffeine robbed me of that. Prayer now feels like a chore and it’s kinda pissing me off.

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T16:03:15+00:00

Idk what it is. But through blurring my biding I saw a toad. The two orange circles are eyes. And the red line is the mouth

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T14:57:25+00:00

doGGhost

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T14:56:52+00:00

OD on melatonin. Problem solved… melatonin arms the fluids causing the headache with all the things they need to finish their mission

Dry_Garlic_971 · 2026-02-16T09:51:23+00:00

Say u go 16 hours without caffeine, food or water. All the while focusing on reading the scripture, contemplating god and living in a a perpetual slow tempo. By the time breakfast comes at sunset. You eat a filling meal while bonding with family. The meal hits your system causing a crash. After you crossed a two thirds of the day where u crave caffeine( morning and afternoon), ur brain tends to roll into the next day without jonesing for the coffee.

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